Well, I heard that boy Aric Almirola, he’s gonna be racin’ in that Martinsville race again. He’s a good boy, that one. He done won there before, you know. This time it’s in 2024, so they say. Heard it’s part of that Xfinity thingamajig. They got a whole schedule for these races, Lord knows how many.

Last time I heard, he was drivin’ that number 20 car. It was all white and had some writin’ on it. “He Gets Us” is what it said. They say it is a Toyota. He was leadin’ for a good long while, that boy. He sure knows how to handle that little car on that track. Some folks say he was leadin’ for, I think it was, 150 laps out of 250? That’s a whole heap of laps! Sounds like he was the best one out there, no doubt about it.
This Martinsville place, it’s down in Virginia somewhere. I ain’t never been, but I hear tell it’s a short track. Ain’t nothin’ like them big ol’ tracks they got elsewhere. They say it’s just a little over half a mile around. They gotta go round and round that thing 500 times! My head would be spinnin’ just watchin’ ’em!
- Aric Almirola, that’s the fella’s name.
- Martinsville, that’s where they’re racin’.
- 2024, that’s the year they say.
- Xfinity, that’s the kind of race, I reckon.
- Schedule, they got a whole list of these races.
They say this race is called the “DUDE Wipes 250.” I don’t know what that means, but it sounds kinda silly. That boy Aric, he won it last time. He took the lead right at the end, they say. Green-white-checkered, whatever that means. Must be some kinda racin’ talk. He held onto that lead, though. Good for him!
This Aric Almirola fella, he’s gonna be one to watch, I tell ya. He’s got a good team behind him too, that Joe Gibbs Racing. They know what they’re doin’ with them cars. I heard somethin’ about them sayin’ it on the radio. That Joe Gibbs, he’s a big shot in that racin’ world. They’ve got a whole list of drivers and everything.
Now, they got this thing called the “playoffs,” I think. Sounds like some kinda tournament. Four fellas racin’ against each other for some big prize. A championship or somethin’. I don’t know all the details, but it sounds like a big deal. They say there was a lot of drama in the last round. Whatever that means, racin’ folks sure do love their drama.

This ain’t the only race they’re doin’ in Virginia, neither. They’re always racin’ somewhere. I reckon that’s what them drivers do. They just go from place to place, racin’ them cars. It’s a whole different world, that’s for sure. They’ve got the final race of this year at some place called Phoenix. It is in the desert they say. That’s a long way from here.
Some fella named Earnhardt is gonna be there too. He’s got some fancy car called a “Synergy Modular Supra.” I don’t know what any of that means, but it sure sounds fancy. They say he’s got a lot of enthusiasm. Well, I reckon you gotta be excited to drive them cars round and round like that.
- Short track, that’s what Martinsville is.
- 500 laps, that’s how many times they go around.
- Joe Gibbs Racing, that’s Aric’s team.
- Playoffs, that’s some kinda big race thing.
- Phoenix, that’s where the last race is.
Anyways, that Aric Almirola, he’s a good racer. He won that Martinsville race before, and he might just do it again in 2024. You just never know with these things. But it sure is somethin’ to keep an eye on. That Xfinity schedule, it’s a long one. Plenty of racin’ to watch if you’re into that sort of thing. And for sure, it is a whole lot of folks that are into racin’
I don’t know much about these things, but that’s what I heard. It is surely a big deal for those folks who like the racin’. They say this is gonna be a big one, so keep your eyes peeled and your ears open. You might just hear somethin’ about that Aric Almirola fella winnin’ again. This racing is more popular than ever before.
That race is gonna be a big deal for those racin’ folks. I don’t understand a whole bunch of it, but I know it is a big deal for sure.