Oh boy, let me tell you about my wild adventure with “Bigfoot Goat Simulator 3”. It was a real head-scratcher, but a ton of fun once I figured it out.

So, I started up the game, ready to cause some chaos as a goat, you know, the usual. I ended up in this place called Mornwood Falls, which is basically a big forest area. Then I stumbled upon this mission called “Bigfoot Sighted”. And I thought to myself, “Bigfoot? In a goat simulator? Alright, let’s do this!”
The goal was simple: find Bigfoot and bring him back to a cage. Easier said than done, my friends. I spent a good chunk of time just wandering around the forest, headbutting trees, and chasing butterflies. You know, goat stuff. But no sign of Bigfoot.
- First, I tried following this river in the middle of the forest. I figured, hey, even Bigfoot needs a drink, right?
- Then, I climbed up the highest points I could find, thinking I’d get a good view of the area. Nope, just a lot of leaves and branches.
- I even tried to blend in with the environment. Maybe Bigfoot is shy, I thought.
After a while, I found this path and there is a river. I decided to double back and take a right turn. And guess what? There he was! This big, furry fella just chilling in the woods. Now, the tricky part was getting him to follow me. Turns out, the secret is to lick him.
Yeah, you heard that right. You gotta lick Bigfoot. So, I gave him a good lick, and wouldn’t you know it, he started following me. I led him back to the cage, which was a bit of a walk, but we made it. It was quite the sight, a goat leading Bigfoot through the woods. Who would’ve thought?
Successfully found and returned Bigfoot!

So, that’s my story of how I tracked down Bigfoot in “Goat Simulator 3”. It was a wild ride, full of unexpected twists and turns. But hey, that’s what makes this game so much fun, right? You never know what you’re gonna get. If any of you folks out there are playing this game, I hope my little adventure helps you out. Happy gaming, everyone!