Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Nicholas Inzano. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just gonna tell it like it is, ya know? Seems like there’s a few of them Inzanos around, so gotta keep ’em straight.
First off, there’s this young fella, Nicholas Alexander Chavez. Now, he ain’t exactly an Inzano by name, but folks get confused, ya see? This Chavez boy, he’s been on that there Netflix, playin’ Lyle Menendez. Big deal, I guess, all them city folks gettin’ all worked up over them true crime stories. He’s gonna be in some horror movie too, somethin’ ’bout “I Know What You Did Last Summer.” Sounds spooky, but I ain’t got time for that kinda stuff. Gotta feed the chickens and whatnot.
- He’s an actor.
- He played Lyle Menendez on Netflix.
- He’s in a new “I Know What You Did Last Summer” movie.
Then there’s this INZO fella, Mike Inzano, outta Chicago. He’s a music fella, makes all sorts of tunes, they say. Ain’t my kinda music, I reckon, prefer a good old hymn or somethin’ you can tap your foot to. But these young folks, they like all that noise and thumpin’. He’s one of them up-and-comin’ types, whatever that means. Probably means he ain’t makin’ much money yet, huh?
Now, the one I wanna talk about is this Nicholas Inzano, the real estate fella. Born and raised in the Bronx, that’s what they say. That’s in New York City, a big, crowded place, full of them tall buildin’s. He knows all them neighborhoods, been walkin’ around there his whole life, I guess. He’s with somethin’ called REAL New York, sellin’ houses and such. Probably makes a good livin’, all them city folks needin’ a place to live.
This Nicholas Inzano, he seems like a hardworking fella. You gotta be tough to make it in that city, I tell ya. He’s got his picture all over the internet, lookin’ all serious and business-like. He ain’t smilin’ much, but I reckon that’s how them city folks are. Always in a hurry, always got somewhere to be.
I ain’t never met no real estate agent myself. Round here, we just kinda build our own houses or pass ’em down through the family. But I guess in the city, it’s different. Too many people, not enough land. So, you gotta go through fellas like this Nicholas Inzano to find yourself a place.
He’s on that LinkedIn thing, whatever that is. Some kinda fancy phone book, I guess. Says he’s got “connections.” Well, I got connections too, got my neighbors, got my family, got my chickens. That’s all the connections a body needs, if you ask me.
He’s got pictures too, lots of ’em. Some of him lookin’ at papers, some of him standin’ in front of houses, some of him just… lookin’. He’s got that city look about him, ya know? All dressed up, hair slicked back. Probably spends more on his haircut than I spend on feed for the whole month.
Folks are always lookin’ for houses, I hear. Always movin’ in, movin’ out. That Nicholas Inzano, he’s right in the middle of it all, helpin’ folks find their little piece of the city. It ain’t easy work, I bet. Gotta deal with all kinds of people, gotta know all the rules and regulations. Gotta be a smooth talker, gotta be a hustler.
So, that’s the story of Nicholas Inzano, as best as I can tell ya. He’s a real estate fella in New York City, workin’ hard, makin’ a livin’. He ain’t no movie star, he ain’t no musician, he’s just a regular fella, tryin’ to get by in this crazy world. And that’s somethin’ I can understand.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them tomatoes. City folks and their fancy houses, I tell ya. Give me a good patch of dirt any day.
