Alright, let’s talk about them Philly fellas, the Phillies, and who’s hurtin’ and who’s not. Heard some things, seen some things, gotta tell ya like it is, ya know? This ain’t no fancy doctor talk, just plain speakin’ about who’s playin’ and who’s sittin’ on the bench.
So, first off, seems like they got a new fella, Jordan Romano. Signed a one-year deal, they say. A closer, that means he comes in at the end to shut the other team down. Hope he’s good, Lord knows we need some good arms. They didn’t say nothing ‘bout him bein’ hurt, so I guess that’s good news. We need all the healthy fellas we can get.
Now, about them injuries… seems like a bunch of ‘em are banged up. Kyle Schwarber and JT Realmuto, they ain’t on the Injured List, but they ain’t exactly jumpin’ around like spring chickens neither. Banged up, they call it. Means they’re playin’ but hurtin’, toughin’ it out, I guess. Hope they don’t make it worse. These young fellas, always pushin’ themselves too hard.
Then there’s this Zack Wheeler fella. Scared the bejesus outta everyone the other night, had to leave the game early. Star pitcher, they say. Don’t know what happened exactly, but it didn’t look good. They didn’t say nothin’ specific, just that he got hurt. Hopin’ it ain’t too bad. We need him pitchin’ if we wanna win anythin’. This Philadelphia Phillies injury report ain’t lookin’ too good right now, gotta say.
- Jordan Romano: Signed a one-year deal, seems healthy.
- Kyle Schwarber: Banged up, playin’ but hurtin’.
- JT Realmuto: Also banged up, toughin’ it out.
- Zack Wheeler: Hurt, left the game early, don’t know how bad it is.
They got a whole list of injuries, I hear. Can’t remember all the names, too many of ‘em. Seems like every time I turn around, another fella’s on the sidelines. They gotta do somethin’ about that. Maybe they need a new trainer or somethin’. Or maybe they just need to be more careful. These young fellas, always runnin’ around like wild horses. They don’t listen, just keep on goin’ until somethin’ breaks.
I remember back in my day, if you got hurt, you just rubbed some dirt on it and kept goin’. But these fellas, they got doctors and trainers and all sorts of fancy stuff. You’d think they’d be healthier, but seems like they get hurt more than we ever did. Maybe all that fancy stuff just makes ‘em soft.
Heard somethin’ ‘bout them tradin’ for some other players too. Nick Pivetta and some young fella, Connor Seabold, they sent ‘em off to Boston. Got another fella back, but they checked him out good, made sure he wasn’t broken, I guess. Seems like a lot of fuss, all this tradin’ and hurtin’. Can’t they just keep the fellas they got and keep ‘em healthy? That would be easier now wouldn’t it?
This Philadelphia Phillies injury report, it’s always changin’. One day a fella’s playin’, the next he’s out. Hard to keep track of it all. But I try. Gotta know who’s playin’ if you wanna watch the game. And I do love watchin’ them Phillies, even if they do make me nervous sometimes with all this hurtin’ goin’ on.
I tell ya, it ain’t easy bein’ a fan these days. Always worryin’ about who’s gonna get hurt next. But that’s baseball, I guess. Ups and downs, just like life. Gotta take the good with the bad. And right now, seems like we got a whole lotta bad with these injuries. But maybe things will get better. Maybe them fellas will heal up, and we can start winnin’ some games. That’s what I’m hopin’ for, anyway. A good healthy team and some wins, that’s all I ask. And maybe they could stop tradin’ away all our good players, huh? That would be nice too.
So, that’s the lowdown as I see it. A bunch of fellas hurtin’, some new fellas comin’ in, and a whole lotta question marks. We’ll just have to wait and see what happens. But one thing’s for sure, I’ll be watchin’ them Phillies, no matter what. Win or lose, hurt or healthy, they’re still our team. And I’ll keep cheerin’ ‘em on, even if I gotta yell at the TV sometimes. That’s just how it is.
