Alright, let’s talk about this Mariners promo schedule thing, you know, the free stuff they give out at the games. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, so I’m just gonna tell it to ya straight, like it is.

So, they got these things called “promo highlights.” Sounds fancy, right? Basically, it’s just a bunch of days they’re givin’ stuff away. Like, they got this bobblehead thingy. A “bobblehead,” they call it. It’s one of them little dolls with a big head that wiggles around. They got one of that Julio Rodriguez fella. He’s a good player, I hear. Hits the ball real far. They also got one of them “Funko Pop” things of Luis Castillo. I dunno what a “Funko Pop” is, but my grandson says everyone wants ’em.
Now, they say you gotta use some special links and codes to get this stuff. I ain’t too good with computers and all that, but I reckon my grandson can help me out. He’s always fiddlin’ with that phone of his. They also say these dates and stuff can change, so ya gotta keep an eye out, I guess.
- Bobbleheads: They’re givin’ out these bobblehead things. One’s Julio Rodriguez, like I said. Good player, that one.
- Funko Pops: And these Funko Pop things. Luis Castillo. My grandson likes him.
- Hats: They got hats too. Like them trucker hats. Says “Mariners” on ’em, I bet. They’re givin’ those out on “Pride Day.” Don’t know what that is, but sounds like a good time.
They say the early bird gets the worm. That means ya gotta get there early if you want the good stuff. First 10,000 fans get a hat on June 16th. That’s a lot of folks. Gotta line up early, I reckon.
They had the Mariner Moose, that big furry fella, design some of the giveaways. I seen him at a game once. He’s a real character. Always dancin’ around and makin’ people laugh. He probably picked out some good stuff, that moose.
Anyways, they got all this stuff on their website, somethin’ called */Promos. My grandson showed me. Lots of dates and times and whatnots. Too much for my old eyes to keep track of, to be honest. But he says he’ll write it all down for me.

They got a game on Saturday, June 1st, against the Los Angeles Angels. That’s when they’re givin’ out them trucker hats. 4:15 in the afternoon, they say. Gotta get there early, remember? First 10,000 folks get a hat.
So, to recap, they got bobbleheads, Funko Pops, hats… all sorts of stuff. Gotta use special links and codes, they say. And get there early if you want the good stuff. That’s about it. It ain’t rocket science, you know? Just a bunch of free stuff they’re givin’ away to get people to come to the games.
I like goin’ to the games. The atmosphere is nice, even if I don’t always understand what’s goin’ on. And my grandson loves it. He likes the hot dogs and the popcorn. And now he wants all these bobbleheads and Funko Pops. Kids these days, always wantin’ somethin’.
But hey, if they’re givin’ it away, why not take it? Just gotta figure out how to use them links and codes. And maybe get there a little earlier next time. That’s the key to gettin’ your hands on those Mariners promotional items. And remember, keep an eye on that website for changes. They might add more stuff, or change the dates. It’s always a good idea to double-check before headin’ down to the ballpark.
And one more thing, don’t forget to have fun! That’s what it’s all about, ain’t it? Goin’ to a game, eatin’ some snacks, maybe gettin’ a free hat. It’s a good way to spend an afternoon, even for an old lady like me.