Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about them Brooklyn Nets cheerleaders, or whatever fancy name they got, the Brooklynettes, yeah?

Them girls sure are somethin’ else, always dancin’ and shakin’ their booties. I tell ya, they got some energy! Reminds me of when I was young, always hoppin’ around, though not with all them fancy moves, mind you. We just did the jitterbug back in my day.
Now, these Brooklynettes, they ain’t just shakin’ it for nothin’. They’re part of the whole basketball game hoopla. You know, the Brooklyn Nets, that basketball team? Well, these girls are there to keep the crowd entertained when the fellas ain’t runnin’ up and down the court. They’re like the spice in the stew, makin’ the whole thing more enjoyable.
- They gotta be at least 18, them girls. Grown women, not just kids.
- And they gotta know how to dance, of course! Hip-hop, jazz, all that fancy footwork.
- Some of ’em even do flips and tumbles. Can you imagine? My old bones would snap in two if I tried that!
They say the Brooklynettes started when the Nets moved from New Jersey to Brooklyn. Guess they needed some new gals to get the crowd goin’. And they sure did a good job pickin’ ’em. These girls are somethin’ else.
They ain’t wearin’ no fluffy pom-poms and ribbons, no sir. They got this tough look, all black and leather-like. Makes ’em look strong and sassy. I like that. No fuss, just good dancin’ and good energy.
I heard somewhere they even go to charity events and company parties. Not just shakin’ it at the basketball games. They’re busy bees, them Brooklynettes. Always workin’ hard and puttin’ on a show.

Now, I don’t know much about all them dancin’ terms, but I hear they gotta do some kinda turn called a “double turn.” And somethin’ called a “kip up.” Sounds mighty complicated to me. I’d probably fall flat on my face tryin’ that stuff. But these girls, they make it look easy. Practice makes perfect,