Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna yak about them Laker season tickets. Yeah, them tickets to see the purple and gold boys play basketball. Don’t know much about this here “* arena,” but it’s where them fellas run around, slinging that orange ball.
Now, I heard tell there’s a whole schedule of games. Lots and lots of ’em. Seems like they play all the time. You can go look it up, this here “schedule.” Tells ya when and who them Lakers are playin’ against. I heard somethin’ about Mavericks, and some other teams with funny names. Too many to remember for this old gal.
- First thing you gotta know is, these tickets ain’t cheap. Heard some folks payin’ thousands of dollars. Thousands! For just one ticket, mind you, for the whole season. Back in ’21, someone said they paid four thousand seven hundred and thirty dollars. Then it went up to seven thousand and nine dollars in ’22. Now, they sayin’ it’s seven thousand two hundred and twenty-four dollars! Lord have mercy, that’s a lot of money. Enough to buy a whole lotta chickens.
- And get this, the Lakers team, they worth a whole heap of money too. Billions, they say. Seven point one billion dollars! Can you imagine? More money than I ever seen in my whole life. Makes you wonder why them players need so much money, running around with a ball.
Anyways, if you got them season tickets and can’t go to a game, you can sell ’em. Folks are always lookin’ to buy ’em. There’s this thing called “TiqAssist,” they say it helps you sell your tickets. And some other places too, like “StubHub” and “SeatGeek.” Sounds complicated, all this tech stuff. Back in my day, you just gave your neighbor a ticket if you couldn’t go.
They also do this thing called “Season of Giving.” That’s nice, I guess. They help folks durin’ the holidays. Give food to them kids, I think. Seems like they got plenty of money to spare, with them ticket prices so high.
So, you wanna go see them Lakers, you gotta pony up the cash. Or find someone sellin’ their tickets. Or maybe just watch it on that there TV thingy. That’s what I do mostly. Can’t be spendin’ all my money on basketball tickets when I got bills to pay and mouths to feed. And besides, them fellas runnin’ around so fast makes me dizzy.
The Lakers game schedule is long, they play a whole bunch of games every season. You can find it online, they say. I ain’t got no computer, but my grandson does, so I just ask him to find it. He also tells me some of them games are big deals. And more expensive to attend. I just sit on my couch with some good tea and watch it all unfold on TV. Saved me a whole load of money! But for those who like to be there in person, get ready to shell out some serious cash for those season tickets, especially if you want seats close to the action. I heard the closer you are the more money it will cost.
And it ain’t just the tickets you gotta pay for, no sir. You gotta think about parking, and food, and all that fancy stuff they sell at the arena. Jerseys and hats and whatnots. It all adds up, let me tell you. Before you know it, you’ve spent a whole paycheck just to watch a bunch of fellas throw a ball around. But people seem to enjoy it, so who am I to judge? And if they have money to spend, it ain’t for me to worry about where it goes.
But if you do decide to get those Lakers season tickets, make sure you go to all the games. Wouldn’t want all that money to go to waste. And cheer loud for them boys in purple and gold. Even if you don’t understand what’s going on half the time. Just hoot and holler when everyone else does. That’s what I do when my grandson has the game on.
And remember, they got that “Season of Giving,” so maybe they ain’t so bad after all. Even if they do charge an arm and a leg for them tickets. But, they gotta make their money somewhere, I reckon. It’s a business after all, like selling eggs or vegetables at the market. Just on a much bigger scale, I guess.
So that’s the lowdown on Laker season tickets, as far as this old woman can tell ya. Expensive, lots of games, and good for sellin’ if you can’t go. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re more important than any basketball game, if you ask me. And they don’t cost seven thousand dollars a season to keep, that’s for sure!
