Alright, listen up, y’all. You wanna watch them Kansas City Chiefs boys play, huh? It ain’t that hard, even this old woman can figure it out. So, let me tell ya, there’s a bunch of ways you can catch the game, no need to be fussin’ around.
First off, I heard tell of this thing called Paramount+. Sounds fancy, I know, but it ain’t. They got this “NFL on CBS” channel thingy, and the Chiefs games are on there sometimes, like when they playin’ against them Cleveland Browns fellas. You can get Paramount+ with somethin’ they call the “Essential” plan or the “Paramount+ with SHOWTIME” plan. Don’t ask me what the difference is, sounds like a whole lotta hooey to me. But the important thing is, you can watch the game there.
Now, they also say you can watch CBS on other things, like Fubo TV, DirecTV, and YouTube TV. Sounds like a bunch of gibberish, but it just means more places to watch the game, I guess. These things probably cost money, though. Nothing’s free these days, except maybe gossip and sunshine, and even that’s gettin’ scarce.
- Paramount+ (CBS games)
- Fubo TV
- DirecTV
- YouTube TV
But here’s the real kicker, they say you can watch the game on somethin’ called Prime Video. They even playin’ right there in Kansas City, at that Arrowhead Stadium place. Game starts at 3 p.m. Eastern time, whatever that means. I just look at the clock and see if it’s time for supper or not. Anyway, Prime Video, they say it’s free to watch the game there. Free is good, that’s somethin’ I understand.
Now, about that Paramount+ thing again. They say you can watch the NFL games on CBS for free, at least for a little while. They give you what they call a “free trial” for new folks. After that, I reckon you gotta start payin’. They always try to get ya somehow, those city slickers.
So, you got all these choices, Paramount+, Fubo TV, DirecTV, YouTube TV, and even that Prime Video thing. Sounds like a whole lot of trouble just to watch some fellas throw a ball around, but folks seem to like it. Me, I’d rather watch the chickens peck in the yard, but to each their own, I always say.
They also say you can get a “personalized view” of the Chiefs schedule. I guess that means they tell you when and where the games are, based on where you live and what kinda TV stuff you got. That way, you don’t miss a game, they say. Sounds like a lot of fuss, but if you’re that keen on watchin’ them Chiefs, I guess it’s worth it.
And that’s all I know about watchin’ the Kansas City Chiefs. It ain’t rocket science, even if some of them names sound like it. Just pick one of them places, turn on the TV, and hope the Chiefs win. If they don’t, well, there’s always next time, and the chickens still need feedin’, win or lose.
Remember now, you got options. Don’t go frettin’ if one way don’t work, try another. And if all else fails, just listen to the game on the radio. That’s how we used to do it back in the day, and it worked just fine. We didn’t need no fancy gadgets or “free trials” to enjoy a good game. But times change, I guess. Now go on and watch your football, and leave me to my peace and quiet.
One last thing, don’t go spendin’ all your money on these fancy TV things. Save a little for a rainy day, you never know when you might need it. And remember, family and friends are more important than any football game. But if you can watch the game with your loved ones, well, that’s even better, ain’t it?
