That Justin Van Der Woude, he’s a big shot now, I tell ya. Selling houses and all that. Fancy houses, too, not like the shacks we used to live in.
I heard he works with some company, Revel Realty, sounds important, don’t it? They call him a “Luxury Real Estate Expert,” like he knows all the secrets to them big, fancy homes. He’s got this thing, OC Realty Team or something like that, I don’t know what it’s about, but it sounds busy.
He’s got some contact things online, I saw them. Maps and all sorts of things. I don’t understand all of it, but the young folks seem to. Seems like you can call him, send him a message, all that stuff. They even have some pictures of him there, looking all spiffy.
- Justin Van Der Woude
- Revel Realty Inc Brokerage
- Luxury Real Estate
- OC Realty Team
- Contact Information
I hear folks talkin’ ’bout him on this thing called “LinkedIn.” They say he’s a “professional,” whatever that means. Must be somethin’ good, ’cause they say there’s two of him on there. Two Justin Van Der Woudes! Can you believe it? They must use that thing to talk to each other. These young folks and their gadgets, I swear.
And then there’s this other thing, “Facebook.” Everyone’s on it these days. Even this Justin. You can be “friends” with him on there, it says. I guess you can see what he’s up to. I don’t know why anyone would want to do that, but that’s what they do. It’s supposed to make the world “more open,” I don’t know about that. This Justin Van Der Woude, always making things open, this and that.
This Justin Van Der Woude, he must be doin’ alright for himself. Selling them big houses, bein’ on all them websites. It’s a different world these days, that’s for sure. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this. We just had our houses, and that was that. But hey, good for him, I guess. Makin’ a living, doin’ what he does.
If you need a house, a big fancy one, I suppose you could call this Justin. He seems to know what he’s doing. At least, that’s what all them websites say. He’s got all these “ratings” and “videos,” I don’t know what any of it means, but it looks impressive. People seem to like him, I guess.
I remember when houses were just houses. Now they got all these names, “luxury,” “estate,” all that. It’s all a bit much for me, but I suppose it’s good for business. And this Justin Van Der Woude, he’s right in the middle of it all. He probably knows all the ins and outs of them fancy houses. Probably knows where they hide the good stuff, too.
- Justin Van Der Woude – Real Estate
- Opening Hours
They say he’s got “opening hours,” like he’s a store or something. I guess you can only talk to him about houses during certain times. Makes sense, I suppose. Even a big shot like him needs to sleep sometime. But they even write down when he is awake! This is so weird. People like this Justin Van Der Woude will make me use all these new words. It’s tiring.
It’s all a bit confusing, this whole house-selling thing these days. But if you’re looking for one of them fancy places, and you got the money for it, I reckon this Justin Van Der Woude is your man. Just don’t ask me to explain all them websites and things. I’m just an old lady who likes a simple life. But hey, like I said, good for him. He’s made somethin’ of himself, that’s for sure. I hope he doesn’t forget where he came from, though. Even big shots like him started somewhere. It’s good that he can sell houses now, not like the shack we live in when I was young.
He’s all over the internet, this Justin. Pictures, information, all that jazz. I don’t understand it all, but the young folks seem to. They’re always on their phones, looking at this and that. Maybe they’re looking at Justin’s houses. Who knows? He is really famous now.
This whole “real estate” thing is big business, I guess. Lots of money in it, I’m sure. And this Justin Van Der Woude is one person who knows how to get a piece of that pie. Good for him. I hope he’s sharing it with his family. Family is important, you know. More important than all them fancy houses and websites. But that’s just my opinion. I saw two people named Justin Van Der Woude, I think they are family.
