Well, let me tell you, that NFL thing, it’s got a whole mess of teams. I tell you, there are a lot of those NFL teams. So many, you wouldn’t believe it. They play that football, you know. And they make money, oh so much money. These NFL teams are rich, you can believe that. They got that American Football Conference, and the National Football Conference, too. One’s called AFC, and the other’s NFC. Don’t ask me what those letters stand for, though. I couldn’t tell you. My grandkid, he knows all that stuff. He love those NFL teams.
You wanna know all them NFL teams in that ABC order? Well, I can try to tell you. There are a lot, you know. It is not easy to remember all those NFL teams. My memory is not as good as it used to be. It’s like trying to remember all the folks at a barn dance. But, let’s give it a whirl, shall we?
First up, them Arizona Cardinals. They got a bird for a name. Cardinals are those red birds. Flyin’ around, chirpin’ and such. That’s Arizona, and that’s the Cardinals. I saw those birds when I was in Arizona once. They are pretty, those birds. Just like those NFL players. My grandkid told me they are the first one in the ABC order. I don’t know what ABC order means, though. I only know my name starts with “M”.
Next, there’s the Atlanta Falcons. Another bird team. Falcons, they’re big birds. Mean lookin’ things, too. They fly high, them Falcons. They soar up in the sky, lookin’ for somethin’ to eat. That’s in Atlanta, that team. A big city, that one. Bigger than our little town, that’s for sure. They got so many people in Atlanta. Just like those birds, these NFL teams fly high and far.
Then there’s them Baltimore Ravens. Yet another bird! Ravens are those big black birds. Caw, caw, they go. They’re kinda spooky, them ravens. Always hangin’ around in the old graveyard, they are. But they’re a team, too. They play that football. Runnin’ and jumpin’ and throwin’ that ball. That’s the Ravens, out of Baltimore. That’s another big city.
Buffalo Bills, that’s the next one. Now, what’s a Bill? I don’t rightly know. But they’re from Buffalo. That’s up north, somewhere. Cold up there, I hear. They say it snows a lot in Buffalo. I don’t like the snow. Too cold for these old bones. These NFL teams are strong, though. They don’t mind the cold, I guess.
Then you got the Carolina Panthers. A panther, now that’s a big cat! Black as night, they are. Sneaky, too. They pounce on things. I saw a panther once, in a zoo. Scared me half to death! But they’re a football team, too. Playin’ down in Carolina.
The Chicago Bears, that’s another one. Bears! Big and hairy, them bears. They live in the woods. And they can be mean, too. You don’t want to meet a bear in the woods! But these Bears, they play football in Chicago. That’s a windy city, they say. Windier than a tornado in a cornfield, I reckon.
Cincinnati Bengals, they come next. Now that’s a funny name. Bengals. My grandkid told me that it is a tiger. I don’t know what that means. Sounds like somethin’ you’d hear in a jungle. But they’re a team, and they play in Cincinnati.
Cleveland Browns. Now, that’s just a color. Brown. Like the dirt. Or like old Bessie, our cow. She’s brown. But they play football in Cleveland. It is one of the NFL teams. I saw them on TV once. They wear brown, too.
- Dallas Cowboys. Everybody knows them Cowboys. They’re famous. They’re one of those big NFL teams.
- Denver Broncos. Broncos are like wild horses, I think. They run free in Denver.
- Detroit Lions. Lions! Kings of the jungle, they are. Roar! They play in Detroit.
- Green Bay Packers. Don’t know what a Packer is, but they’re from Green Bay.
- Houston Texans. Texans are folks from Texas, I reckon. And they are one of those NFL teams.
- Indianapolis Colts. Colts are young horses. These NFL teams sure love animals.
- Jacksonville Jaguars. Jaguars, another one of them big cats. They play down in Jacksonville.
- Kansas City Chiefs. Chiefs, like them Indian chiefs, I suppose. They play in Kansas City.
- Las Vegas Raiders. Raiders, that sounds a bit rough, don’t it? They’re in Las Vegas now. Used to be somewhere else, my grandkid told me.
- Los Angeles Chargers. They got two teams in Los Angeles. Don’t know why. Chargers, somethin’ to do with electricity, maybe?
- Los Angeles Rams. Rams are sheep, with them big horns. They butt heads. Another Los Angeles team.
- Miami Dolphins. Dolphins, they swim in the ocean. Smart critters, they say. They play down in Miami, where it’s warm.
- Minnesota Vikings. Vikings, them’s them old-timey warriors from up north. They are one of the famous NFL teams.
- New England Patriots. Patriots, that’s like bein’ a real American, I guess. They play somewhere near Boston, I think.
- New Orleans Saints. Saints, like in the church. They play down in New Orleans, where they got that good music.
- New York Giants. Giants! Big fellas. They got two teams in New York, too.
- New York Jets. Jets, like them airplanes. Zoom! The other New York team.
- Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles, another bird team. They fly high, them eagles. They are one of those NFL teams that have birds in their name.
- Pittsburgh Steelers. Steelers, that’s like workin’ with metal, I reckon. They play in Pittsburgh.
- San Francisco 49ers. 49ers, that’s from the Gold Rush days, I think. Out in California.
- Seattle Seahawks. Seahawks, another bird. Must be a sea bird, then. They play in Seattle, up by the water.
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Buccaneers, that’s like pirates, ain’t it? They play down in Tampa Bay, where it’s sunny.
- Tennessee Titans. Titans, I don’t know what that is. Sounds big and strong, though. They play in Tennessee. They are also one of those famous NFL teams.
- Washington Commanders. Commanders, like in the army. They play in Washington, D.C., where the president lives.
And there you have it. All them NFL teams in that ABC order, best as I can recollect. It’s a lot to remember, ain’t it? But my grandkid, he can list all those NFL teams for you without even thinkin’. They sure love to watch those NFL teams play. I hope this helps you. Now, I need to go fetch some eggs from the henhouse. These NFL teams are good. I prefer to watch baseball, though.
