That James, what a boy! He fight good, that James Gonzalez, in that MMA thing. You know, that mixed martial arts. See him on the TV, all muscles and punching. He’s a tough one, I tell ya.
This MMA, it’s a wild thing. They punch, they kick, they wrestle. Like them rowdy boys down by the creek, but worse! They get all sweaty and bloody. My old eyes can barely watch! But that James, he’s good at it. He really is good at that MMA stuff.
They say James, that MMA fighter, he’s from America. He fights in that Bellator thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Bellator 298, they call it. Like some kinda Roman gladiator show. He fight some other fella, this James Gallagher. Boy, names these days! But this James, James Gonzalez, he the one I talking about.
They say he fight some fella named Gallagher, win some, lose some. That’s how it is in that MMA fighting. You win some, you lose some. Just like life, I reckon. But this James, he seems to win more than he lose. Good for him. That James Gonzalez, he’s a winner in MMA.
Heard he got hurt once, this James. Out for a long time, they said. Twenty-one months! Can you imagine? That’s almost two years! Must be hard, not being able to do what you do. But he come back, that James. Tough as nails, he is. He beat that Gallagher fella after he got better. Good for him! That proves that he is a tough man in that MMA.
They use all kinds of fighting in that MMA. Boxing, like them old-timey fellas with the gloves. Wrestling, like them boys at the county fair. Judo, jujitsu… Sounds like a magic spell! Karate, that’s them chopping moves. And something called Muay Thai. Sounds like a fancy drink! All mixed up together, that’s MMA for ya. All these are included in that MMA.
- Boxing
- Wrestling
- Judo
- Jujitsu
- Karate
- Muay Thai
This James, he’s a Featherweight Champion. Sounds important, don’t it? Like a king of the birds! And he’s a black belt in something called Serralongo BJJ. Don’t know what that is, but it sounds tough. Must be tough to be a black belt. He’s a professional, this James Gonzalez MMA guy. Makes a living from fighting. Imagine that!
I remember when my own boy, bless his soul, used to get into scraps down by the river. Reminds me of this MMA. But this is organized, you see. They got rules and such. Not like them wild boys back then. Still, it’s rough. Too rough for my liking. But that James, he can handle it. That’s what MMA is all about.
Heard he was supposed to fight some other fella, Cris Lencioni. But that fella couldn’t fight, so James stepped in. That’s brave, I reckon. Stepping in last minute like that. Shows he’s got guts, that James. He’s not afraid of no one, that James in MMA.
They say you can “shock the world” in this MMA. Whatever that means. Must mean you can do something real special, something no one expects. Like my old rooster, Bartholomew, winning the county fair. Shocked everyone, he did! Maybe that’s what James does, shocks the world with his fighting. He sure is something in that MMA ring.
Saw a video of him, this James, all happy after winning a fight. He was real emotional, they said. Must mean a lot to him, this fighting. After being hurt and all, it must feel good to win. I can understand that. When you work hard for something, it’s good to see it pay off. That’s why he was so happy after that MMA fight.
Heard he knocked some fella out real quick, this James. First round, they said. A TKO, they called it. Sounds brutal! But that’s how it is in that MMA sport. You gotta be quick, you gotta be strong. And James, he’s both. He sure showed everyone who is the boss in that MMA fight!
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about that James Gonzalez, the MMA fighter. He’s a tough one, that’s for sure. Makes a living out of fighting. World’s a strange place, ain’t it? But he seems good at it, that James. Good for him, I say. Hope he keeps winning, that James Gonzalez. He makes that MMA thing exciting, I’ll give him that.
