Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Jill Macmillan gal, or whatever her name is. I ain’t no scholar, mind...

Alright, alright, gather ’round, y’all, let me tell ya ’bout this here “good night olive horse,” or whatever they call...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this story, “Her Returned Mate.” Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry none, I’ll make...

Alright, let’s talk about this McKennon thing, whatever it is. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just say...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Sara Zielinski gal. Sounds like a fancy name, ain’t it? Don’t know her...

Alright, let’s talk about this “joetrader” thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, making money ain’t never...

Alright, let’s talk about this soccer match, Paris FC versus Wolfsburg. I don’t know much about these fancy teams, but...

Alright, so you wanna know what channel is Lakers game on tonight, huh? Let me tell ya, it ain’t always...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cam Smith fella and his putter, you know, the thing he uses to whack the...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them golf fellas, the ones you see on TV. They call ’em PGA...