Alright, let’s talk about this BMPS BGMI thing, whatever it is. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d try and make some sense of it for ya.
First off, don’t go rushin’ in like a headless chicken, ya hear? That’s what them young’uns call a “blind rusher,” I think. And don’t just sit in a corner like a scaredy-cat neither, that’s “lazy campin’.” You gotta be smart, like a fox in a henhouse. Find them angles, they say. Means find a sneaky spot where you can see ’em but they can’t see you. Makes sense, right?
Now, they got these “tips and tricks,” hundreds of ’em they say. Sounds like a lot of hogwash to me, but I reckon some might be useful. Like this “car spray” thing. Sounds like you shoot from your car, I guess. Handy if you gotta get outta dodge quick.
- Don’t be a blind rusher: Means don’t run in without lookin’
- Don’t be a lazy camper: Means don’t just hide all the time.
- Find them angles: Means find sneaky spots to shoot from.
- Car spray: Shoot from your car, I reckon.
If you’re new to this BGMI, sounds like you might be havin’ a tough time. Don’t worry, happens to the best of us. Even old Bessie Mae down the road had trouble learnin’ how to churn butter at first, and now she makes the best butter in the county. It takes time, ya see. So don’t go frettin’ if you ain’t gettin’ them “chicken dinners” right away. Whatever a chicken dinner is in this game, I ain’t got a clue. Maybe you get a virtual chicken dinner if you win? Sounds silly to me. I’d rather have a real chicken dinner myself.
Anyways, they say you gotta learn the “rotation routes.” Sounds fancy, but I bet it just means figurin’ out where to go on that map thingy. And you gotta know where the “high-traffic regions” are. That’s just where everyone’s gonna be, I guess. Like the town square on market day. Busy, busy, busy. You go there, you gotta be ready for a fight, just like tryin’ to get the last ripe tomato at the farmers market. You snooze you lose.
So, what else do these youngsters say? Oh yeah, “game sense.” That’s just plain common sense, far as I can tell. Means thinkin’ before you do somethin’ stupid. Like, don’t jump off a roof if you ain’t got wings, right? And don’t go pickin’ a fight with someone bigger than you unless you got a good plan. Or a big stick. That reminds me of the time old Jed fought off that raccoon tryin’ to steal his corn. Jed wasn’t the biggest fella, but he was smart. He tricked that raccoon into a cage and then let him loose way out in the woods. That’s game sense for ya!
They also talk about not underestimatin’ your enemies. Means don’t think they’re dumb just ’cause they look dumb. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then, you know? And don’t get too cocky neither. That’s what they call “overconfident” I think. Just because you won a couple of rounds don’t make you the king of the hill. Pride comes before a fall, as they say.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this BMPS BGMI thing. Just be smart, be sneaky, and don’t be a fool. And most importantly, have fun. ‘Cause if you ain’t havin’ fun, what’s the point? Life’s too short to be grumpy all the time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make sure them chickens ain’t gettin’ into my garden again. They’re always lookin’ for trouble those birds. Just like them players in that BGMI game.
Some Extra Tips from an Old Timer:
Practice makes perfect. The more you play, the better you’ll get, just like anything in life. The first pancake is always a mess but you still got to make it before you get a perfect stack. Don’t get discouraged if you don’t win right away, keep at it. And don’t be afraid to try new things. Maybe that car spray thing really does work wonders. You won’t know unless you try. And most of all, be a good sport. Win or lose, be respectful to the other players. There’s no fun in playin with a meanie.
Now, go out there and get them chicken dinners, or whatever it is you’re after. And don’t forget what I told ya. Be smart, be sneaky, and don’t be a fool. And for heaven sakes, keep an eye out for them blind rushers and lazy campers! They’re everywhere, I tell ya, just like weeds in a garden.
