You wanna know about this Bryce Narvesen fella, huh? Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout him the other day. Seems like he’s some kinda football player. They was sayin’ all sorts of things, numbers and such. Made my head spin, I tell ya.
This one fella, he says this Bryce, he’s got a good… what was it? OL? Sounds like some kinda farm equipment. And he lost some of his best… WRs? What in tarnation is a WR? Must be important, though, ’cause they was talkin’ ’bout it like it was the end of the world. And somethin’ ’bout a TE. Maybe that’s one of them fancy city terms.
Then they started talkin’ ’bout this other fella, Brayden Narveson. Sounds like he might be related to that Bryce. This Brayden, he’s a kicker, they said. Kicks the football real good, I reckon. He’s 6 foot tall, 190 pounds, all muscle. He comes from Scottsdale, wherever that is, sounds important. They said he signed some papers. Letter of intent to Iowa. Big Shot, Matt Campbell and Alex Golesh were mentioned.
They kept throwin’ around these numbers, 18-of-23, somethin’ about a percentage, 78.26%. Means he’s pretty good at kickin’ that ball, I guess. In 2023, he was part of the offense. What a load of malarkey! Brayden Narveson and Justin Melo, such fancy names!
More numbers! This Brayden, he scored 141 points! That’s a lot of points, even I know that. They said he’s the best of all the kickers. And somethin’ about 10.1 points per game. Sixth best, they said. He must be somethin’ else.
And he’s talkin’ to people about his “mental technique.” What’s that, some kinda head game? And some NFL teams are lookin’ at him. Those big city teams with all their money. He was playin’ for NC State, for a season.
They called him a “three-star recruit.” What does that mean? Is that good? By 247Sports and ESPN. And ranked as the 12th-best kicker nationally by 247Sports. Ranked as the No. 8 kicker in 2018 by Chris Sailer Kicking. Won some award, “Luis.” Brayden Narveson and Iowa State University. Sounds like big shots.
- This Brayden, he’s a kicker, I tell ya.
- Kicks that ball real far.
- Lots of numbers about how good he is.
- He’s from some place called Scottsdale.
- Big teams are lookin’ at him.
- He talked about his mental stuff.
Bryce, Brayden, all these names. It’s all a bit much for a simple person like me. But I guess if you’re into that football stuff, these Bryce Narveson stats are important. Just a bunch of numbers and fancy words to me, though. Football players are just show-offs, I don’t know what they are talking about. This number is good, that number is not good, just gibberish.
I heard he got some award. “Luis” somethin’. Must be a big deal. He was the best kicker, they say. In 2018, he was No.8. Now he is No.12. He was good. And some people, 247Sports and ESPN, those big shots, they were talkin’ ’bout him. Must be somethin’ special, this Brayden Narveson. But all these football people, they talk too much, with their fancy words and numbers.
I reckon if you wanna know more about Bryce Narveson stats, you gotta ask someone who understands all that football talk. I just know what I heard, and it sounded like a whole lot of somethin’ about nothin’, if you ask me. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
This whole thing, with Bryce and Brayden, it is confusing. I don’t know what is what. Just some kids playing a game, I guess. But these people, they take it so seriously. Like it’s life or death. Well, I guess for some folks, it is. Not for me, though. I got more important things to worry about than some football game.
So there you have it. Everything I heard ’bout Bryce Narveson stats. Hope it makes sense to ya. ‘Cause it sure don’t make much sense to me. It is all too complicated. I just need to go and make some dinner. It’s past my bedtime.
