That Fabián Ruiz, he’s a soccer-playin’ fella, ain’t he? Heard folks talkin’ ’bout his stats, so I figured I’d tell ya what I know. He plays for some fancy team, Paris somethin’ or other. Big city team, I reckon. He’s a midfielder, that’s what they call ’em.
This boy, he ain’t always startin’. Sometimes he sits on the bench, other fellas get to play. Vitinha, that’s one of ’em. And another one named Manuel, Manuel Ugarte. They all runnin’ around, kickin’ that ball. Keeps ’em busy, I suppose. Better than gettin’ into trouble, like some young’uns around here. This Fabián, seems like a good boy, always playin’ soccer. He must really like it, playin’ all the time like that.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ about him goin’ to another team. Arsenal, maybe? It’s hard to keep track. These teams, they’re always swappin’ players around. Like tradin’ chickens at the market. He probably make more money in a year than I did my whole life, all for kickin’ a ball.
They got all these numbers, these stats, for each fella. How many times they run, how many times they kick, all that. It’s a lot to keep up with. They call it data. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this data. We just watched ’em play and knew who was good and who was a bad apple.
- Appearances
- Goals
- Passes, them folks are always talkin’ ’bout his passes.
- Somethin’ about speed. He must be a fast one.
He plays in all them matches and competitions. Some big deal called EURO 2024. Lots of folks watchin’, I hear. And he has stats for all them matches, all written down. All those numbers. So if you care about those numbers, Fabián Ruiz, he got a bunch of ’em. It’s important, they say. Important to know these stats. Helps ya know how good a fella is at kickin’ that ball. These young folks, they love their stats. Every day, it’s stats this and stats that. I heard that Fabián Ruiz has some of the best stats around. People talk about it all the time. They say it’s because he’s always workin’ hard. That’s good. Hard work is important.
They got charts and all sorts of things. Fancy ways of lookin’ at these stats. Compared to other fellas playin’ his position. Midfielders, they call ’em. They got these charts that show how well he’s doin’. I don’t understand it all. I see him runnin’ around, that’s all that matters to me. But them young folks, they love them charts. They say it’s like a picture of how good he is. That Fabián, he must be real good, with all them charts sayin’ good things about him.
They got all his stats, all the way back. Every year. You can look at all the numbers from every game he’s played. They say it shows his career. How he’s done over the years. Every kick and every run. All them numbers, they show it all. These young folks with their computers, they can find anything. They say you can see it all online. I don’t know about that. But if you’re interested, you can probably find it. Just look for Fabián Ruiz stats. You’ll find all sorts of things.
He plays in the domestic league, I heard ’em say. That’s the regular games they play. It’s a big deal, them leagues. Lots of money in it. These players, they get paid a lot. They say Fabián Ruiz, he’s one of the best. He’s worth a lot of money, they say. I guess that’s why they keep track of all them stats. That’s important. If you have good stats, you make more money. That’s how it works.
So, if ya wanna know ’bout that Fabián Ruiz fella, just remember those things. He’s a soccer player, plays for that Paris team, and he’s got a whole bunch of stats. He probably a good one, everybody keeps talkin’ ’bout him. He works hard and makes a lot of money playin’ soccer. That’s all I know, really. It’s a simple life, but it’s a good life. And that boy, Fabián, he’s livin’ it up playin’ that soccer. Good for him. He’s doin’ well for himself. That’s all that matters, ain’t it?
