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So, I messed around with this thing called “deng acuoth” today. It’s, uh, kinda weird, but also kinda cool once you figure it out. I started by, like, just looking at it. It’s all these symbols and stuff, and I was totally lost at first.
Getting Started (Or, Trying To)
First thing I did was just stare at the screen. Seriously. For a good 10 minutes. I felt like I was trying to read an alien language. Then, I poked at a few of the symbols, just to see what would happen. Nothing. Great.
Then I realized there was this little… I dunno, “guide” thingy? It was hidden at the bottom, and it had some basic explanations. I scrolled through it, feeling a little less dumb. It explained some of the basic symbols, like which ones are for, you know, “doing stuff” and which ones are just for, like, “showing stuff.”
Making (Some) Progress
- I clicked on one of the “doing stuff” symbols. A bunch of other symbols popped up.
- I dragged one of those new symbols onto the main area.
- I connected it to another symbol with a line. Because the guide said to.
- Then I hit the “play” button, expecting… something.
And… something happened! It wasn’t what I expected, but it was definitely something. A little box popped up with some text in it. It was gibberish, but hey, progress!
Figuring It Out (Sort Of)
I kept messing around, dragging and connecting things, clicking buttons, and generally just experimenting. Slowly, I started to get a feel for how it worked. It’s like, you have to put these symbols together in a certain order, and then they do… things. It’s not exactly coding, but it’s kinda similar. It’s more like… visual programming? I guess?

After a while, I actually managed to make it do something kinda useful! I won’t bore you with the details, but it involved a lot of trial and error, and a lot of swearing under my breath. But in the end, I had this little… thingy… that did what I wanted it to do. It’s hard to explain, but it felt pretty good to finally figure it out.
So overall the “deng acuoth”, I played it. It’s a weird and funny thing.