Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… what’s it called? A’s 2025 Schedule, yeah, that’s it. Don’t know who this “A” fella is, but sounds important, you know, like them city folks with their fancy schedules.
So, 2025, that’s next year, right? Time sure flies. Seems like just yesterday I was milkin’ cows and now they talkin’ about schedules for next year. Anyways, this “A” person, they got a lot goin’ on, I reckon. Sounds like a busybody, just like my neighbor, always pokin’ his nose into everyone’s business.
- Football Games: Heard tell there’s gonna be some football games. Big ones, too. Teams like… uh… Alabama and Texas. Sounds fancy. Never been to a football game myself, too much ruckus for my old bones. But folks get real riled up about it, yellin’ and screamin’ like a bunch of wild turkeys. They say these games are gonna be on TV, so maybe I’ll take a peek. Gotta find my glasses first, though. Those things are always hidin’ from me, just like my keys. These football games, they start in August, they said. Hot time for runnin’ around, I tell ya.
- More Games: And there’s more games than just them football ones. Seems like everybody’s got a game these days. Even that beauty pageant, Miss America, they got a game goin’ on. January, they said. Cold enough to freeze your ears off, I bet. These city folks, they sure do like their games. I guess it keeps ‘em busy, keeps ‘em outta trouble. Or maybe gets ‘em into trouble, I don’t rightly know. All this talk about games makes my head spin. Give me a good book and a warm fire any day.
Now, about this schedule thing… it’s all laid out, they say. Like a roadmap, but for games. August 23rd, that’s when things kick off, they say. Week Zero, they call it. Sounds important, like the beginnin’ of somethin’ big. Then there’s all these other dates, matchups they call ’em. Georgia playin’ Alabama, Ole Miss playin’ Texas… sounds like a whole lotta fuss.
And this fella, Arkansas Razorbacks, he’s got a real busy schedule. Playin’ all sorts of folks, even Notre Dame. Never heard of ’em, but they must be important if they’re on the schedule. And Arkansas State too? Sounds like a small town, maybe they got a good team. Who knows? Not me, that’s for sure.
They even got this thing called SEC Network. Two-hour special, they said. About the schedule. Two hours! Can you believe it? What in the world could they talk about for two whole hours? Must be a lot of important stuff, or maybe they just like to hear themselves talk. City folks, they do love to talk. Always jabberin’ about somethin’.
And then there’s the video games. Yep, even them games got schedules. Comin’ out next year, they said. For the home, you know, for the kids to play. My grandkids, they love them video games. Always starin’ at that screen, tappin’ away on them little buttons. Don’t know what they see in it, myself. But it keeps ’em quiet, I guess. And that’s a blessin’ sometimes.
So, this “A’s 2025 Schedule”… it’s a whole bunch of games, mostly. Football games, beauty pageants, video games… sounds like a lot of noise and excitement. Not for me, though. I’ll stick to my garden and my chickens. That’s schedule enough for me. But if you like them games, well, you got plenty to look forward to next year, that’s for sure. Just remember to mark your calendars, or whatever it is you young folks do these days. And don’t forget to eat your vegetables. All this game playin’ can make you weak, you know. You need good, strong food to keep you goin’. And maybe get some fresh air, too. Don’t be cooped up inside all day, starin’ at that screen. Life’s too short for that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They got their own schedule, you know. And they don’t like to be kept waitin’.
Anyways, this whole schedule thing, it sounds important for some folks. Maybe it’ll bring ’em some joy, maybe it’ll just bring ’em more headaches. Either way, it’s their business, not mine. I’ll just stick to my own schedule, thank you very much. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll sneak a peek at one of them football games. But don’t tell nobody I said that.
