This Evangeline, I tell ya, that place is somethin’ else. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ they got all kinds of Evangeline results. Results for this, results for that. What kinda results they talkin’ ’bout? I went down there to see what all the fuss was about, you know?
They got these horse races, that’s what. Horses runnin’ round and round. Fast, too. People yellin’ and screamin’, bettin’ money on which one gonna win. I seen it with my own two eyes. That’s one kinda result, I guess. They write it all down, who won, who lost. Evangeline results, they call it.
Lots of numbers, lots of names, dates. December 14th, December 13th. Them got money prize too. Big money! Ninety-seven thousand five hundred, one hundred and four thousand! Good Lord, that’s a lot of money for some horses runnin’ in a circle. That place, Evangeline, got results every day. Every day, them horses runnin’. Them folks keep track of everythin’.
- Dirt
- Turf
- Fast horses
- Lots of money
Then there’s this other thing, somethin’ about clothes. Wearin’ the right colors, they say. Makes you look different. “Transformative,” they called it. I don’t know ’bout all that. But I seen pictures. Before and after. Same person, different clothes. Looked a little different, I reckon. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it. They got results for that, too. Evangeline tailorin’, I think is what that’s about.
And then there’s the numbers game again, this time it’s about people. Not horses. Somebody lost 30 pounds, then gained 5 back. Stayed at that weight, though. Steady, they said. Want to lose that 5 pounds again, and maybe more. That’s a different kind of result, ain’t it? Keepin’ track of weight, up and down, like a seesaw. Evangeline got results for that too, seem like.
I heard about this other thing, somethin’ called “accutane.” Makes your skin clear up, they say. Takes a few months, though. Two or three months, maybe. Then it gets better and better. Five months, someone said. And 80 milligrams a day. That’s a lot of whatever that is. But it works, they say. Clears your skin right up. Another result for Evangeline. They keep track of everythin’.
They even got results online. This place called “Equibase” or somethin’. Official source, they say. For horse racin’ results. And then there is another one, “Flashscore”. They got results for 2022. That is last year, right? They got old results, new results. All kinds of results. They even got results from other sports! Thirty sports! Five thousand competitions! My goodness! They keep track of everything on that Flashscore thing. That is a lot of Evangeline results.
People talkin’ ’bout this Evangeline all the time. “Did you see the Evangeline results?” they say. “What’s the latest on Evangeline?” “Evangeline this, Evangeline that.” It’s always somethin’. I am tellin’ ya, that is somethin’ that people like to talk about. Seem like they got results for just about anythin’ you can think of.
Horses, clothes, weight, skin… you name it. They got a result for it. This Evangeline place, it’s a busy place. Lots goin’ on. People comin’ and goin’. Money changin’ hands. Numbers flyin’ around. All kinds of results. It’s a lot to take in, I tell ya. Too much for this old gal, maybe. But them young folks, they seem to like it. They understand it all.
I still don’t know exactly what all them results mean. But that seem to be somethin’ folks care about. Maybe I will try to understand it more one day. Maybe not. But one thing’s for sure, this Evangeline place, it sure does have a lot of results. That is all I know. I heard it. I seen it. That is enough for me.
They got results for winnin’. Results for losin’. Results for lookin’ good. Results for feelin’ good. Results for everything under the sun, it seems. This world is a crazy place, ain’t it? Full of all kinds of things. And this Evangeline place, it’s right in the middle of it all, keepin’ track of every little thing. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? That is a lot of Evangeline results.
