Okay, so today I decided to mess around with something called “fartass volfgangus.” I’d seen it floating around online and, well, the name alone was enough to get me curious. I mean, come on, “fartass volfgangus”? It just sounds ridiculous.

My Descent into the Absurd
First, I tried to figure out just what it even was. Googling it was a wild ride, I gotta say. Lots of weird stuff popped up, but nothing concrete, just lots of weird stuff.
So, I started by just typing it into a few different places. You know, like a search bar and a few other random software or websites. Most of the time, nothing happened. It was just like typing gibberish, which, let’s be honest, it probably is.
- Tried searching for it. Results: confusing.
- Typed it into a few programs. No reaction.
- Started to think I was wasting my time.
I started to dig a little deeper and see the results it produced, and see the search suggestions it offered, just experimenting with it.
Honestly, I’m still not 100% sure what “fartass volfgangus” is supposed to be. Maybe it’s just some inside joke, maybe it’s some weird code, or maybe it’s just complete nonsense that some dude made up on the internet. Whatever it is, I spent a good chunk of my day messing around with it, and that’s about the end of it.