This here talk is ’bout Heracles vs Ajax. Them two, they’re some tough fellas, you know? Big strong boys from them old stories. This ain’t no fairy tale, this here is serious business. This match is gonna be a real barn burner, I tell ya what.
Now, Heracles, he’s a real powerhouse. Some folks call him Hercules, same fella. He was the son of Zeus, that big god fella up in the sky. And some lady, Alkmene. This Heracles, he was strong as an ox. Stronger! They say he could carry two whole buildin’ pillars! Imagine that. So, October 20, 2024, that’s a date to remember.
Then there’s this Ajax fella. Another tough one. Heard he was related to Achilles, you know, the one with the heel problem. Their daddies were brothers or somethin’. This Ajax, he might not be as good at killin’ as Achilles, but he was strong, the strongest of them…Achaeans, I think they called ’em. They’re gonna have a match, I hear. Should be a good one, I reckon.
He was strong, that Ajax. Picked up a rock no one else could budge. Then he got all mad, ’cause he didn’t get some armor that belonged to Achilles. Some god, Dionysus or maybe Athena, drove him crazy. He went and killed a whole bunch of sheep. Poor sheep. Ajax is real good too, they haven’t lost in eight games, that’s a lot! And they won three times in a row against Heracles. That’s gotta count for somethin’.
Now, Heracles, he could take down anyone, even if they was all invulnerable, like that lion he killed. The Nemean Lion, they called it. He just choked it out, took its skin. So, if he got a hold of Achilles or Ajax, he could do the same, I reckon. He’d just squeeze the life outta ’em. Then he’d take their armor and their weapons. That Heracles, he’s a crafty one. I think Heracles would win, he’s just too strong, and he knows how to win, you see?
They say Ajax is the favorite to win this here match. Don’t know ’bout that. They say he’s gonna win, probably ’cause he’s been winnin’ a lot lately. But Heracles, he’s somethin’ else. He’s got that god blood in him, you know? Makes him extra tough.
This Heracles vs Ajax match, it’s gonna be somethin’ to see. I wouldn’t miss it for all the tea in China. I remember a match one time, back in my day, between a couple of fellas just as strong, Perseus and somebody. Perseus, he won that one, it was a real battle of smarts. These young’uns today, they don’t know what a real fight is. This one, though, it might be close. This is a real big deal in the Eredivisie, whatever that is. It’s some kinda sports thing, I think.
- Heracles, he won 3 times.
- Ajax, he won 28 times.
- And they tied 8 times.
That’s a lot of fights! They score a lot of goals too, whatever them are, like 3.21 per fight. Sounds like a lot of runnin’ around to me. This Heracles vs Ajax thing, it’s more than just a game, it’s like a war.
Now I think on this here Heracles vs Ajax thing, and I gotta say, my money’s on Heracles, even though a lot of people like Ajax. He’s just a tough one, that Heracles. Strong as a bull, and mean as a snake when he needs to be. Ajax, he’s good, don’t get me wrong. But Heracles, he’s just got that somethin’ extra. He’s like a force of nature, that one. So you just wait and see, that’s what I say, this is gonna be one for the books.
This whole Heracles vs Ajax thing is like a big storm brewin’. You can feel it in the air. It’s gonna be loud, and it’s gonna be rough, and when it’s all over, I think we’re gonna see Heracles standin’ tall. He is a real hero, that one. Ajax is more like regular folk, just a really strong regular folk. But Heracles, he’s somethin’ special, he really is. Yep, October 20, 2024. That’s the day. The day of Heracles vs Ajax!
