Well now, let’s talk about this here Honda NC700S 2012. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just an old woman who knows a thing or two about gettin’ around.

First off, they say this bike sips gas like a hummingbird. Somethin’ about 78.8 miles per gallon, they claim. Now, I reckon that’s if you’re drivin’ like a grandma, real gentle-like. You start gunnin’ it, and that number’s gonna drop faster than a sack of potatoes.
Now, they got different kinds of these Hondas, see? There’s the NC700X, sits you up high like you’re ridin’ a horse. Then there’s this here NC700S, which I heard is more for city folks, sittin’ lower to the ground. I ain’t sure which one’s better, depends on what you like, I guess. Me? I like my feet flat on the ground, makes me feel safer.
- Fuel Economy: They say it’s good on gas, real good. But don’t believe everything you hear, I always say.
- Seating Position: This here NC700S, it’s lower to the ground. Good for us shorter folks, you know.
- Engine: I ain’t no mechanic, but they say it’s a 700 somethin’. Means it’s got enough power to get you where you need to go, I reckon.
Some folks say it ain’t the fastest bike, but it ain’t supposed to be. It’s a get-around-town kinda bike, reliable and steady. Like an old mule, you know? Always gets you there, just not in a hurry. They say it’s got about 50 horsepower, whatever that means. Sounds like a lot of horses to me, cram them all in that little engine.
I heard tell you can find these older models, like this 2012 one, for a good price. And they say these Hondas, they last a long time if you take care of ‘em. Just like my old cast iron skillet, treat it right, and it’ll last you a lifetime. You gotta change the oil and keep it clean, though. Just like anything else.
Now, I saw some folks talkin’ about the NC700S online. They seem to like it alright. Gave it good ratings, whatever that means. They said it’s easy to ride and comfortable. That’s important, you know? You don’t want to be ridin’ around on somethin’ that makes your backside sore.

Someone mentioned a warranty, two years I think they said. That’s good, I guess. Means if somethin’ breaks, they’ll fix it for you, maybe. And they talked about adding things to it, like a stand and heated grips. Sounds fancy to me, but I guess some folks like that kinda stuff. I just need somethin’ that gets me from point A to point B, and this here Honda seems like it’ll do just that.
They got all sorts of numbers and specs for this bike, but I ain’t gonna bore you with that. They talk about how fast it goes from zero to sixty, but honestly, who needs to go that fast? Unless you’re runnin’ from the law, and I ain’t never done that, no sir.
In conclusion, this here Honda NC700S 2012 seems like a decent bike. It’s good on gas, reliable, and comfortable. It ain’t fancy, but it’ll get you where you need to go. And if you can find a used one for a good price, well, that’s even better. Just remember to take care of it, and it’ll take care of you. Just like an old dog, loyal and true.
Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about motorcycles makes me hungry. Hope this helped you out some. If not, well, can’t say I didn’t try.