Alright, let’s talk about this Israel Premier League, you know, the football stuff. Don’t know much about fancy things, but I can tell ya what’s what when it comes to who’s winnin’ and who’s not.

So, this Israel Premier League, it’s like the big game for them fellas over in Israel. They play it every year, and right now, we’re in the 2024/25 season. It’s the tippy-top league, the best of the best, you know, like the biggest rooster in the henhouse. They play a whole bunch of games, somethin’ like 182 they say, and they already played a good chunk of ‘em, 79 or somethin’.
Now, let’s get to the good stuff, who’s been kickin’ butt and who’s been gettin’ kicked. I heard Maccabi Tel Aviv FC, they’re sittin’ pretty at the top. They got themselves 25 points. That’s from winnin’ 8 games, and, well, they tied one too. Can’t win ‘em all, I guess. They played 11 games total, so they’re doin’ alright, I reckon. Seems like they’re the ones to beat this year, but it ain’t over till the fat lady sings, as they say. You can always check the latest Israel Premier League standings on various sports websites.
Then there’s the others, bunch of names I can’t even pronounce right. Hapoel somethin’ and Maccabi somethin’ else. They’re all fightin’ and kickin’ and tryin’ to get to the top. Some win, some lose, some tie. That’s just how it goes, like life, you know. You win some, you lose some, you just gotta keep on goin’.
- Maccabi Tel Aviv FC is doin’ real good, like I said. Top of the heap.
- There are others like Hapoel Be’er Sheva FC and Maccabi Netanya FC, they played recently, I heard. Some won, some tied. It’s all a big ol’ mix-up.
- And there’s more games comin’ up. Hapoel Ironi Kiryat Shmona FC is gonna play Hapoel Katamon Jerusalem FC, Beitar somethin’ is playin’ somebody else. It never ends, this football stuff.
Then you got the fellas who score all the goals. That Dean David fella, he’s got 9 goals. Guy Melamed, he’s got 8. Then there’s a whole bunch of ‘em with 6 goals, Patrick this and Dia that. Sounds like a bunch of fancy names to me. But they’re good at kickin’ that ball, I tell ya. They must be eatin’ their Wheaties, just like my grandson does when he wants to be strong.
You can find all this stuff on them internet thingies, they got all the numbers and scores and who’s playin’ who. I ain’t too good with that computer stuff, but my grandson shows me sometimes. He says you can find the Israeli Premier League standings, all the wins and losses and ties, and even who’s playin’ next. He says it’s on ESPN and Sports Mole and some other places. Too much for my old brain, but he seems to know what he’s talkin’ about.

They also got these tables, they call ‘em. Show you who’s at the top, who’s at the bottom, and everything in between. Home games, away games, it’s all there. You can see how many games they won, how many they lost, how many they tied. It’s like keepin’ score for the whole season, I guess. And they update it all the time, so you always know what’s goin’ on.
So, that’s the lowdown on this Israel Premier League, as best as I can tell ya. Maccabi Tel Aviv FC is doin’ good, lots of fellas scorin’ goals, and there’s plenty more games to come. If you want all the fancy details, you gotta go look it up on that internet thing, or ask one of them young’uns. Me, I’m just happy to know who’s winnin’, mostly. It’s like watchin’ the chickens in the yard, you always keep an eye on the one that’s peckin’ the most feed. That’s the one that’s gonna grow big and strong. Same with these football teams, I reckon.
And that’s all I got to say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my stew. Don’t want it burnin’ on the stove while I’m talkin’ about football, now do I?
Remember, keep an eye on them Israeli Premier League fixtures so you don’t miss a game! And don’t forget to cheer for your favorite team, even if they ain’t winnin’ all the time. That’s what makes it fun, ain’t it?