Hey there, let me tell you something about this Jaxon Smith-Njigba fantasy thing. That’s what everyone’s been yapping about, so I heard. This Jaxon, he’s a football player, you see. Plays for that Seahawks team, or something like that. He’s a wide receiver, that’s what they call him. Sounds kinda fancy to me.
Now, this fantasy football, it’s a game, I guess. People pick these players, like this Jaxon fella, and they get points. The more points, the better you do, that’s the gist of it. Seems like a lot of fuss over a game, if you ask me.
Last week, I heard this Jaxon, he got 1.9 of them fantasy points. Don’t ask me how they come up with these numbers, though. They say that ain’t a lot in this fantasy football world. But he also got 7 catches for 180 yards. Sounds like he can run with that ball. These young folks, they sure are fast these days.
Some folks talk like this Jaxon is a big deal. “Best prospect,” they say. I don’t know about all that. He ain’t the only player out there. Every year, there are new ones comin’ up. He’s alright, I guess, but he’s a young buck. Lots of other good players been around longer.
- They say he is a great player.
- One of the best in his class, whatever that means.
- They think he is very valuable for the team.
This other fella, D.K. Metcalf, he was gone, and now he’s back. Now they see how Jaxon plays with him. In that one game, they only got 16 points. Jaxon, he did okay, 6 catches, 77 yards, and 1 touchdown. They called him WR13, don’t know what that means. Sounds like one of them army codes or something. They say if you play fantasy football, you can start Jaxon on your team and do good. They say he’s a WR1, which is real good in this fantasy thing.
They timed him running, too. These folks got all sorts of gadgets. They say he ran 40 yards in 4.48 seconds. He wanted to run it in 4.47 seconds. Almost made it, but not quite. That’s mighty fast, though. Faster than I can shuck corn, that’s for sure!
Now, this part is crazy. They say this Jaxon fella makes $6.85 every minute. Every minute! Can you believe that? That’s more money than I see in a whole year! He must be livin’ high on the hog with that kind of money. They say his “annual salary” is $3,604. It is all so complicated.
This Jaxon Smith-Njigba fantasy, it’s a big deal to some folks. They get all excited about these points and these players. Me? I’d rather watch the birds in my garden. But hey, to each their own, I reckon. It takes all kinds to make a world. You kids with your computer games, these football things are all that, it’s a lot of numbers, and I don’t think much about it.
I heard some folks say Jaxon is good for the Seattle Seahawks. They say he’s gonna help them win. Maybe he will, maybe he won’t. It’s a team game, you know. One fella can’t do it all himself. It does not matter how fast he can run, how many yards he gained or how many catches he has got. You need to work as a team. That’s what I always say. They need to work together, like a good team of horses pulling a plow. Only way to get the job done right.
So, that’s all I know about this Jaxon Smith-Njigba and his fantasy football. Hope you understand. I ain’t good at explaining these computer games. Just remember, there’s more to life than points and games. Don’t forget to enjoy the simple things, like a good sunrise or a warm piece of pie. That’s what really matters, if you ask me. And always work together, like them Seahawks should. That’s the secret to winning, in football or in life, I reckon.
