Heard about this joshua singh guy from youtube shorts last Tuesday. Looked like he made super quick breakfast wraps. Thought “hell, even I could do that”. Went straight to Walmart grabbed tortillas, eggs, cheese and some veggies. Total cost like $8.
Wednesday morning decided to try it. Pulled out my rusty pan, cracked two eggs – damn yolk broke everywhere. Scrambled ’em quick before they stuck. Didn’t have fancy peppers so tossed in half-rotten onions from fridge. Smelled kinda weird but figured “whatever”.
Plopped the mess onto tortilla, sprinkled cheddar. Tried rolling it tight like joshua did. Big mistake. Beans fell out the bottom, egg goop oozing everywhere. Wrapped it in foil like desperate bandage job.
Took one bite – cold cheese, warm onions, slimy eggs. Spat it right into trash. My dog wouldn’t even sniff it. Whole kitchen looked like tornado hit: greasy pan, cheese shreds on floor, eggshells in my hair.
Thursday attempt went better though. Fried eggs slow this time. Used fresh bell peppers. Realized you gotta drain wet stuff first. Rolled tighter than cigar. Actually stayed together! Added hot sauce. Tasted damn decent. Sent pic to sis who texted back “looks like diarrhea burrito”. Whatever. Tasted good to me.
Turns out joshua makes it look easy but you gotta practice. Won’t be quitting my day job, but at least I ain’t burning toast anymore.
