Alright, so, let me tell you about this crazy thing I tried out – recreating that iconic Kate Upton body paint shoot. You know the one, from Sports Illustrated? Yeah, that’s the one. It looked so awesome in the magazine, and I thought, “Why not give it a shot?”

First off, I had to get all the supplies together. This wasn’t just your average paint, mind you. It’s gotta be body paint, the kind that’s safe for skin and won’t, you know, poison you or something. Finding the right colors was a bit of a task, but I managed to track down some decent stuff online.
Next up, the design. I wanted to do something similar to what Kate had, but also kinda make it my own. I spent a good chunk of time browsing through photos of her shoot, really getting a feel for the whole vibe. It’s all about those bold lines and that striking contrast, you know?
- Started by sketching out the design on paper. This took a few tries, not gonna lie. It’s one thing to imagine it, but getting it down on paper is a whole other ball game.
- Once I had a design I was happy with, it was time for the real deal. I set up a big mirror, put on some music, and just went for it.
- Applying the paint was definitely the trickiest part. I’m no artist, so keeping the lines clean and smooth was a real challenge. There were a few, uh, mishaps along the way, but nothing a little cleanup couldn’t fix.
The Actual Painting
I started with the outlines, trying to follow my sketch as closely as possible. Then came the filling in, which was actually kinda therapeutic. Just me, the paint, and the mirror. It was like a whole meditation thing, you know?
After a few hours, I was finally done. I stepped back, took a look in the mirror, and…wow. It actually turned out pretty good! I mean, it wasn’t exactly Sports Illustrated level, but for a first attempt, I was pretty damn proud of myself.
Of course, I had to take some photos. I mean, what’s the point of doing all this if you’re not gonna document it, right? I set up some lights, found a decent backdrop, and snapped away. I tried to channel my inner Kate Upton, striking a few poses and all that jazz.

All in all, it was a pretty cool experience. It was definitely out of my comfort zone, but that’s what made it so fun. Would I do it again? Maybe. It was a lot of work, but the end result was definitely worth it. It’s not every day you get to turn yourself into a living piece of art, right?