This here Lazio and Feyenoord, they gonna play that soccer game again. Last time, Feyenoord won, they did. I seen it, they got 3 goals. Lazio only got 1, them city folks ain’t good. This time I think it be a draw, I do. 1-1, that’s what I’m sayin’.
You see, Feyenoord, they good at home, real good. They play over there in that De Kuip place. Sounds like a chicken coop to me. They strong there, that’s what they say. But Lazio, they okay, I guess. They ain’t great, but they ain’t terrible neither. They got a lead though, 2-1 over Feyenoord in 3 games, so that’s somethin’.
This Lazio Feyenoord prediction, it ain’t easy, no sir. But Feyenoord, they score goals, they do. That Slot fella, he’s their coach or somethin’, he makes ’em score. But Lazio, they ain’t got no good attack. That’s what makes me think Feyenoord might not win this time. A tie, like I said, 1-1.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ Feyenoord gonna win for sure. They the “favorites,” they call ’em. Means they supposed to win. But I don’t know. Lazio, they might surprise ’em. They in a tough spot, though, I hear. If they don’t do good, they might be in trouble.
- Feyenoord, they playin’ at home.
- Lazio, they ain’t so good at attackin’.
- Feyenoord got that Slot fella coachin’.
- This game, it’s on Wednesday, I think.
- Last time Feyenoord won 3-1 in October.
This Champions League thing, it’s a big deal, I guess. Lots of teams playin’. Feyenoord and Lazio, they both wanna win it, I suppose. But only one team can win the whole thing, that’s how it goes.
I remember one time, back when I was a young gal, we had a rooster, name of Feathers. He was a mean one, that Feathers. Used to chase the hens all day. This game, it reminds me of that. Feyenoord, they like Feathers, always chasin’ that ball.
So, for this Lazio vs. Feyenoord prediction, I’m stickin’ with my 1-1. Could be wrong, but that’s what my gut tells me. We’ll see what happens. They playin’ on the 7th, I heard. That’s a Tuesday, ain’t it? Or maybe a Wednesday.
That Andrew Delaney fella, he writes about these games. He knows all about Feyenoord, seems like. He says it’s gonna be a tough one. “Hard-fought,” he called it. I reckon he’s right about that.
They say these fellas make a lot of money kickin’ that ball around. More money than we ever seen, I imagine. It’s a different world these days. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy soccer games. We played with a ball made of rags. And we had to walk to school, uphill both ways, in the snow!
- Lazio vs Feyenoord, gonna be a close one.
- That De Kuip place, it’s where Feyenoord plays.
- A draw, 1-1, that’s my guess.
- They played before and Feyenoord won 3-1.
- Champions League is a big deal to them soccer players.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about this Lazio and Feyenoord game. I ain’t no expert, but I seen a few games in my time. I still think it’s gonna be a draw. We’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we? Maybe I’ll be right, maybe I’ll be wrong. But that’s life, ain’t it? You never know what’s gonna happen next.
This whole thing about predicting Lazio Feyenoord, people like to bet money on it too. Silly if you ask me. Losing your hard-earned money. Back in my day, we would never dream of gambling away our money. A good stew, that’s what we spent our money on. And maybe a new pair of shoes if we were lucky.
