You know what? This here Valerio Aboian, he’s a young fella, playin’ that tennis game. I seen his name somewhere. He hits that little ball real good, I reckon.
They say he’s from Argentina. That’s far, far away. I don’t know much about that place, but it must be sunny for playing all that tennis outside, all day long. And he’s only 22. That’s right, 22 years old. Still young, but he can hit that ball back and forth across the net like nobody’s business.
He plays that game with two hands sometimes, that doubles thing. I don’t rightly understand all the rules, but I hear he’s ranked number 273. That’s good, ain’t it? Must be good to be that good at somethin’.
He plays in these games, these tournaments they call ’em. And he’s won some, too! They say he’s won four of those things. Four! That’s a lot of winnin’, I tell ya. Must get some kind of prize, I imagine. It has to worth something, right? I mean all that running around and hitting the ball. It’s gonna make you feel tired.
This Valerio Aboian, he’s got folks watchin’ him play, too. People go to those tournaments just to see him hit that ball. Can you imagine? People payin’ good money just to watch somebody hit a little ball around. It is amazing, I say.
- He’s from Argentina.
- He’s 22 years old.
- He’s ranked 273 in doubles.
- He’s won 4 titles.
I seen some pictures of him. He looks strong, that Valerio Aboian. You gotta be strong to play that tennis. All that runnin’ and swingin’. It ain’t easy, no sir. It looks like he is running around all the time. How can he still has energy to do that?
And he travels all over the world playin’ that game. Imagine that! Seein’ all them different places, just for hittin’ a ball. He’s got it all, don’t he? I wonder if he gets to eat them fancy foods in them other countries. I don’t like fancy food. I just love that potato I grow from my yard.
They got all this information about him on the, uh, what do they call it… the interwebs. They got his “profile,” they call it. Says all about him, where he’s from, how old he is, all that stuff. Even got videos of him playin’. Technology, it’s a crazy thing, ain’t it?
This Valerio Aboian, he’s gonna be a big star, I reckon. He’s already doin’ real good, winnin’ them tournaments and all. He’s got a “career-high,” they say. That’s good, right? Means he’s doin’ better than he ever did before. He probably wants to be the best of the best, or why he keeps doing this, right?
So, yeah, this Valerio, he’s a tennis player. A good one, too. He’s got folks watchin’ him, talkin’ about him. He’s makin’ a name for himself, that’s for sure. And he’s only 22! Just a young fella, really. He’s got a long way to go, but he’s doin’ alright for himself, I’d say. This Valerio Aboian, he’s one to watch, that’s what they say. And I believe ’em.
All the information about this young man. They know everything about him. It is a little bit scary, you know. But I guess, if you are famous, then people will talk about you, right?
This tennis thing, it’s a big deal, ain’t it? Lots of folks playin’ it, watchin’ it. It’s amazing. I can’t hit a ball that hard with a racket. It will probably break if I do it. This Valerio guy, he seems like he practices a lot to hit the ball like that.
I reckon he must have a coach, someone teachin’ him how to play that game so good. You don’t just get that good on your own, do ya? Someone’s gotta show ya the ropes, I figure. I wonder if his coach is from Argentina, too. Or some other place.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Valerio Aboian fella. He’s a tennis player from Argentina, and he’s pretty darn good at it. He’s won some tournaments, he’s got a high rankin’, and he’s only 22. He’s got a bright future ahead of him, I’d say. Just keep an eye on him, this Valerio Aboian. He’s goin’ places, that’s for sure. Well, you will never know, right? Maybe one day, I will be as famous as him, maybe.
