Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this… what’s it called? “nfl 13,” yeah, that’s it. My grandson, he’s always yellin’ about it, so I figured I’d try and make some sense of it for ya.
So, this “nfl 13,” it’s a football game, like, on the TV or the computer, I guess. Folks say it’s a real good one. They keep jabberin’ about how much better it plays, somethin’ about “physics” and the fellas callin’ the game talkin’ more like real people. Sounds fancy, huh? But I reckon it just means it’s more fun to watch. It’s like watchin’ a real game, but you can control who wins, maybe? That’s what the young’uns tell me anyway.
- Good Playin’: Folks say the game plays real smooth, like butter on a hot biscuit. Don’t know what that means exactly, but it sounds good.
- Fancy Moves: Somethin’ about the players movin’ more real-like. Like they ain’t just robots runnin’ around.
- Talkin’ Heads: The guys callin’ the game, they ain’t just readin’ from a paper no more. They’re yappin’ like they’re actually watchin’ the game with ya.
Now, some folks, they don’t got that fancy cable TV, or whatever it’s called. They cut the cord, they say. Like they’re choppin’ wood or somethin’. Anyways, for them folks, this “nfl plus” thing might be somethin’ to look at. It lets ya listen to the games on the radio, I think, and watch ’em again later if ya missed ’em.
My nephew, he’s always glued to the TV on Sundays. Can’t miss a game, he says. He’d probably like that “Redzone” thing. It shows ya all the important parts of all the games at once, so ya don’t miss nothin’. Sounds like a whole lotta yellin’ and hollerin’ to me, but he seems to like it. Keeps ya in the loop, they say.
Now, this “nfl plus,” it’s got two kinds. One’s cheaper, like a cup of coffee, and the other one’s a bit more, like a whole dang meal. The cheap one, it lets ya listen to the games and watch replays, like I said. The fancy one, it lets ya watch the games live on your phone or that tablet thingy. Live games, right on your little screen. Imagine that! And it shows ya the playoff games too, the important ones. Local games and the big-time night games, all on that little screen.
They got all sorts of games on this “nfl plus” thing. Preseason games, the ones that don’t really count, and the real deal games too. But here’s the kicker, they say it ain’t worth it for everyone. If you’re one of them fancy folks who gets all the highlights and scores right away, maybe you don’t need it. But if you wanna watch the local games on your phone, or see the playoff games, then maybe it’s worth that extra money, that nine dollars and ninety-nine cents a month. That ain’t chicken feed, ya know. But for some folks, it’s worth it to see their team play, no matter where they are. Access to local games, that’s the big thing, I reckon. And the playoff games too, of course. Everyone wants to see who wins it all, right?
So, that’s the lowdown on this “nfl 13” and this “nfl plus” thing. Football games on your TV, your computer, your phone… Seems like a lot of fuss to me. But if it makes folks happy, then I guess it’s alright. Just don’t be yellin’ too loud when your team loses, ya hear? And make sure you eat your dinner before you start watchin’ all them games. A full belly is more important than any football game, that’s what I always say.
Now, I gotta go make some biscuits. All this talk about football makes a body hungry. Y’all take care now, and don’t forget to turn off them TVs and go outside every once in a while. Fresh air is good for ya.
