Alright, let’s talk about this “NFL Slimetime 2023,” whatever that is. Sounds like some fancy thing them city folks watch. I heard it’s got somethin’ to do with football, you know, that game where big ol’ boys run around smackin’ into each other.
So, from what I gather, this NFL Slimetime is a show, a TV show. They got this fella, Nate Burleson, he used to play that football game, now he’s on TV. And there’s this kid, Young Dylan, I guess he’s famous with the young’uns. They’re the main guys, the hosts they call ‘em.
- Nate Burleson: He’s the old football player guy.
- Young Dylan: Some kid who’s popular on that Nickelodeon channel.
- Dylan Schefter: Seems like another kid, talks about sports stuff.
Now, what do they do on this show? Well, it seems like they show highlights from the football games. You know, the good parts, when someone catches a ball or runs real fast. But here’s the kicker, they got this “slime” stuff. I don’t know what it is, some kinda green goo, I reckon. And they dump it on people, in the “end zones” they say. Sounds messy to me.
They talk about all sorts of football teams, like the Carolina Panthers. Apparently, them Panthers had some girl’s high school flag football thing. Nate and Young Dylan, they talked about it on the show. Then there’s the Cincinnati Bengals and the Tennessee Titans, more teams them boys yapped about.
Every week, they show highlights from the games, they call it Week 1, Week 9, Week 14, and so on. They show the best plays, I guess, and maybe some funny stuff too, “bloopers” they call ‘em. It’s all supposed to be fun for the kids, a “kid-themed” experience. They say it’s somethin’ you ain’t never seen before, these football highlights. Makes you wonder what they doin’ to them, pourin’ that slime all over, I guess.
This here NFL Slimetime show, it started in 2021, on that Nickelodeon channel. And seems like it’s still goin’ strong in 2023, and they even talkin’ about 2024. They even had some special show durin’ that Super Bowl thing, Super Bowl LVIII they called it. Seems like a big deal. And you can watch it on somethin’ called Paramount Plus, another one of them fancy things city folks got.
So, to sum it up, this NFL Slimetime 2023 is a TV show about football, hosted by a former player and a kid. They show highlights, they got slime, and it’s supposed to be fun for the whole family. Seems like a lot of fuss over some boys throwin’ a ball around, but hey, to each their own, I always say.
I still don’t get why they need all that slime though. Seems like a waste of good goo to me. But then again, I ain’t never been much for fancy city ways. Give me a good porch swing and a glass of iced tea any day. That’s real entertainment, not this slime business. But hey, if them kids like it, and it keeps ‘em outta trouble, then I guess it ain’t so bad. Just hope they ain’t trackin’ that green stuff all over the house.
Anyways, that’s what I know ‘bout this NFL Slimetime thing. Hope it makes some kinda sense to ya. It’s all a bit much for an old woman like me, but I tried my best to explain it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some peas to shell.
Keywords: NFL Slimetime, Nate Burleson, Young Dylan, Dylan Schefter, NFL highlights, Nickelodeon, Paramount Plus, football, 2023, Super Bowl, Carolina Panthers, Cincinnati Bengals, Tennessee Titans.
