Well, let me tell ya, these Reds club level seats, they ain’t cheap, but they sure are somethin’. You get to sit up high, lookin’ down on all the action. It’s like bein’ the queen bee in the hive, I reckon.
Reds Club Level Seats, What’s the Big Deal?
They say these seats are special. You get to go into a fancy room, the Bally Sports Club, or somethin’ like that. And get this – you can eat all the food you want! Hot dogs, them big ol’ burgers, pizza, even them fancy noodles. And drinks, too, long as they ain’t the strong kind. You can be a fat pig if you want to eat much, haha.
- All-you-can-eat hot dogs
- All-you-can-eat burgers
- Pizza, a whole lot of it
- Pasta, if you like that kinda thing
- Unlimited drinks (not the fun kind, though)
Now, if you’re like me, you ain’t made of money. But they got these other seats, not as fancy, but still pretty good. They call ’em Mezzanine and View Level Box. Sounds complicated, but it just means they’re a little further back. Still, you get a good look at the game. The Reds club level seats are good, but those are fine, too. And you need to think about money, right?
The club level, they say it’s sections 220 to 228. Now, I don’t know much about numbers, but I reckon that’s where the good seats are. Up high, lookin’ down. Like I said, queen bee stuff. But if you want cheaper, maybe the 400 level is better. Cheaper is good, but I want to see, you know?
More Food, More Fun?
They got another one of them fancy rooms, the Fox Sports Lounge. Same deal, all you can eat. Pizza, hot dogs, burgers, them little pretzel things, and fajitas. Sounds like a party to me! It’s just like Reds club level seats. They just like to feed ya, I guess. Maybe they think if you’re full, you won’t yell at the players so much, haha!
They got all these deals, too. Season Membership, Reds Promotions, Pick-6 Plan. It’s all a blur to me, I can tell it is complicated. They have so many plans. But I reckon if you go to a lot of games, maybe it’s worth lookin’ into. They even got somethin’ called a Reds Flex Ticket Pack. What in the world is that? Sounds like somethin’ you’d use at the gym, not a baseball game. And Reds Ticket Discounts, well, who doesn’t love a good discount?
Who Are These Reds Anyway?
They got a whole bunch of players, these Reds. They even keep track of all their numbers, like how many times they hit the ball and all that. 40-Man Roster, they call it. They even write it down! Like I care how many times a fella hits a ball. Just hit it far, that’s all I ask! That is the most important part, right? Hit far and run!
They got this thing called Top Rookie Stats. I guess that’s for the new fellas, the young’uns. And Sortable Team Stats, whatever that means. It is not easy to understand. I just wanna watch the game, eat some food, and maybe yell at the umpire a little. That’s what baseball’s all about, ain’t it? I love to see the game, it is so much fun!
So, Should You Get These Fancy Seats?
Well, if you got the money, sure, why not? Them Reds club level seats sound mighty fine. Eat all you want, sit up high, be the queen bee. But if you’re on a budget, them other seats are just fine. Those seats are much cheaper. You can still see the game, and you might even have some money left over for a souvenir. Maybe a hat or one of them foam fingers. Those are fun. And the kids love it.
The seats on the third base side in the 400 level, that’s what they call the Mezzanine. And the ones behind home plate and first base in the 400 level, that’s the View Level Box. See? Even I’m startin’ to understand this stuff. Maybe I should get a job explainin’ it to folks. That is a good idea, maybe I should do it. It is a good job.
They used to have a thing called Business Day Specials. You could get a seat and ten bucks worth of food and drinks for twenty bucks. That is cheap! That’s a steal! I don’t know if they still do it, but it’s worth askin’ about. Twenty bucks for a game and some food? That’s cheaper than a movie these days! You should ask them about it. Maybe it is still a thing.
So there you have it. My two cents on them Reds club level seats. They’re fancy, they’re fun, but they ain’t the only way to enjoy a ballgame. Just remember to have a good time, eat some good food, and root, root, root for the home team! And don’t forget to yell at the umpire. He needs to hear it!
