Alright, let’s jaw about this BMW F850GS, ya hear?
So, this bike, they say it’s a new thing, came out in 2018, they tell me. Folks are ridin’ it all over the world, say it’s got all the power you need. Don’t know ’bout that, never been one for fancy things, but my neighbor’s boy, he got one. Shiny thing, it is.
Now, they got these things they call “ridin’ modes”. Rain, Road, Dynamic, Enduro… sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. Rain, I guess that’s for when it’s pourin’. Road, for regular drivin’. Dynamic… that probably means fast, I reckon. And Enduro? Don’t even ask. Probably for them city slickers who think they’re tough.
- Rain Mode: For when the sky’s cryin’.
- Road Mode: Just your everyday ridin’.
- Dynamic Mode: When you wanna go fast, I guess.
- Enduro Mode: For showin’ off, I betcha.
- Pro Mode: Don’t know what that means, but it sure sounds fancy.
This fella I know, he was lookin’ at bikes. Someone told him ’bout this BMW F850GS Adventure. He wasn’t too sure, ya know? Said somethin’ ’bout it costin’ a lot to fix and who’d buy an 850 anyway. He’s got a point, them fancy bikes, they break down, cost ya an arm and a leg to fix ’em.
But this BMW F850GS, they say it’s built for long rides. This one fella, he says he rode it for a thousand miles in a day! Can you believe that? A thousand miles! He even went on some big trip, six thousand miles, he says. To some place called Maritimes… New somethin’ and Nova Scotia… sounds far, real far. Guess that bike can go the distance, if you got the behind for it.
And the suspension, that’s what they call it, right? It’s got this thing in the back that you can adjust. Makes it softer or harder, I guess. And the front, well, that’s just there, can’t change it. But they say it’s made to handle all kinds of ridin’, just you on it, or you and your missus, or even with all your stuff tied on. Sounds handy, I suppose.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these BMW bikes, or any bikes for that matter. But from what I hear, this F850GS is a pretty good one. Powerful, can go far, and can handle a load. But it’ll cost ya, that’s for sure. And fixin’ it, well, that’s another story.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a bike that can do it all, this BMW F850GS might be worth a look. Just be prepared to open your wallet. And don’t come cryin’ to me if it breaks down! I told ya, these fancy things ain’t nothin’ but trouble.
Things to consider ‘bout the BMW F850GS:
- It’s a newer model, came out in 2018.
- It’s got different ridin’ modes for different conditions.
- People take it on long trips, thousands of miles.
- The suspension can be adjusted for comfort and load.
- It’s probably expensive to buy and fix.
So there ya have it. That’s all I know ’bout this BMW F850GS motorcycle. Take it or leave it. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
