Alright, so you wanna know about this Rigoberto Jimenez fella, huh? Well, sit down and let me tell ya what I’ve gathered. It ain’t easy piecin’ things together, ya know, like findin’ a good tomato in a whole patch of rotten ones.
Who is this Rigoberto Jimenez? Sounds like a mouthful, doesn’t it? First off, there seems to be more than one fella with that name. It’s like John Smith, I reckon. Lots of ‘em runnin’ around.
One Rigoberto Jimenez, seems like he’s a real troublemaker. Lawsy me, the things I heard! Police sayin’ he shot at officers, not once, but three times! Can you believe that? Shot one, then shot two more after he run off and hid in some house. This happened in Chandler, they say. That boy’s got a temper, hotter than a skillet on a wood stove. Makes you wonder what got into him.
- Shot a police officer
- Ran away
- Shot two more officers
Now, that’s one Rigoberto. Then there’s another one, or maybe more, who are, well, less excitin’. One’s an actor, they say. Been in somethin’ called “Davis Rules” back in 1991. Never heard of it myself, but then again, I ain’t much for the picture shows. Give me a good quiltin’ bee any day.
This actor Rigoberto, some folks wanna know all about him. They lookin’ for his “biography,” his “awards,” all that fancy stuff. Like they care how many ribbons he got. He was born in Los Angeles on August 20, 1974, or so they say. They got all sorts of things on him, pictures, videos, magazine covers… sounds like a real celebrity, though I can’t say I recognize the face.
They got somethin’ called IMDb, where they keep track of all these actors. It’s like a big ol’ phone book for the picture show folks. You can search for anyone and anything. They say he’s “known for” this “Davis Rules.” Musta been a big deal for some folks, though like I said, I never saw it.
Then you got this other Rigoberto on social media. Updated his cover photo, they say. Got a few followers, not too many. Twenty-four followers and followin’ four hundred and eighteen people. Seems like he likes lookin’ at what other folks are doin’ more than sharin’ his own stuff. Just like my grandson, always starin’ at that little box in his hand.
So, which Rigoberto Jimenez are you interested in? The one with the gun, the one on the screen, or the one on that internet thing? It’s hard to keep ‘em straight, ain’t it?
So, let’s recap what we know about different Rigoberto Jimenez:
- Rigoberto Jimenez (Troublemaker): This fella shot a cop and then shot two more. He’s in big trouble with the law, that’s for sure. Police are involved, and it sounds like a real mess.
- Rigoberto Jimenez (Actor): This one was in a TV show called “Davis Rules” back in the 90s. People seem interested in his life story and career. Born in Los Angeles in 1974.
- Rigoberto Jimenez (Social Media User): This fella is on social media. Not many followers, but he’s out there, lookin’ at what other folks are up to.
Seems like this “Rigoberto Jimenez” name ain’t so special after all. Just a name, like any other. Could be a good man, could be a bad man, could be just some fella tryin’ to get by. Life’s like that, I guess. Full of surprises, and folks with the same name doin’ all sorts of different things. Just gotta be careful you don’t mix ’em up, like puttin’ salt in your coffee instead of sugar. That’d be a mess, wouldn’t it?
So there you have it. Everything I could find on this Rigoberto Jimenez… or should I say, these Rigoberto Jimenezes. Hope it helps ya make sense of it all. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got a pie to bake.
