Well, so you wanna know about this Scott Bryant fella, huh? And somethin’ ’bout a university in NYC and account executive stuff? Alright, alright, lemme tell ya what I know, or what I can piece together, ya know, like we do when gossipin’ at the fence.
First off, this “account executive” thing. Sounds fancy, right? But from what I gather, it just means someone who manages accounts, like keepin’ track of stuff and makin’ sure things run smooth. Kinda like how I keep track of my garden, makin’ sure the tomatoes ain’t gettin’ eaten by them darn bugs. Account Executive Jobs in NYC are a dime a dozen, seems like. You see them all over them job sites, like that Indeed thing my grandson talks about. They got all sorts of them, senior ones, regular ones, all wantin’ someone to handle the business, I guess.
Now, this Scott Bryant, he’s a popular name, seems like. Lot of Scott Bryants out there. One’s at some place called Georgia Tech, doin’ somethin’ with security. Another one is in charge of gettin’ money for some business school down there too. But see, that ain’t NYC, so prob’ly not our guy. Linkedin, that’s another one them sites my grandson uses, says there are tons of Scott Bryants, all doin’ different things. Some big shots even, like Chief Strategy Officer and such.
- This Linkedin thing, it’s got all sorts of folks on it. Says there is one Scott Bryant who is a “Chief Strategy Officer”. Big title, huh? Probably knows his stuff.
- Then there is a bunch of jobs for account execs in New York City. Makes ya think there’s good money in it, seein’ as so many folks want them jobs.
Then there is this university in NYC part. Now, I ain’t heard of no Scott Bryant at no specific university in New York City, but there’s this “Bryant University” thing. But that ain’t in the city, see. But there’s jobs there too. They need all sorts of people – post-doctoral folks, business development fellas, even just regular office folks. Maybe our Scott Bryant went there, or maybe he works with folks who did. Who knows?
And them fancy companies, like that “FAANG” one my grandson talks about. He says it means Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and Google. They got these account executives too. Makin’ big bucks, from what I hear. Millions of dollars some of them, with all sorts of complicated money stuff like “W-2” and “RSU”. Sounds like a headache to me. I’d rather just count my chickens and know how many eggs I got.
So, if you put it all together, this Scott Bryant fella, he could be anythin’. He could be a big shot at a big company, managin’ accounts and makin’ lots of money. He could be workin’ at a university, keepin’ things runnin’ smooth. Or maybe he just a regular fella, tryin’ to make a livin’ in the big city. NYC Account Executive is a job that many people do, so he ain’t special that way. It’s the “Scott Bryant” part that makes finding him hard.
But see, that’s the thing about the city. It’s full of folks with big dreams and fancy titles. Makes it hard to keep track of who’s who and what’s what. Kinda like tryin’ to find a needle in a haystack. Or maybe like tryin’ to find a ripe tomato in my overgrown garden. You gotta dig around a bit, you know?
One thing’s for sure, if he’s an account executive in NYC, he’s probably a busy fella. Got lots of folks to talk to, lots of deals to make, lots of things to keep track of. Hope he’s got a good pair of shoes, ’cause he’s probably doin’ a lot of runnin’ around.
Anyways, that’s all I got for ya. I ain’t no detective, you know. Just a simple woman tryin’ to make sense of all this city talk. If you wanna find this Scott Bryant, you gonna have to do some more diggin’. Maybe check them job sites, or that Linkedin thing. Or maybe just ask around. You never know who might know somethin’.
And one more thing, don’t go believin’ everything you hear. Folks in the city, they like to make things sound bigger and fancier than they are. Just like them tomatoes I grow – sometimes they look bigger on the vine, but when you pick ’em, they ain’t so big after all. Scott Bryant University NYC Account Executive – sounds important, sure, but at the end of the day, he’s just a fella tryin’ to make a livin’, same as the rest of us.
