This here’s about that spotty blackman from the NY Jets. Ain’t never seen a man get so much attention for doin’ so little. They call him Sauce somethin’, but I tell ya, he ain’t got no flavor.
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but I heard some folks sayin’ he only got famous ’cause of his name. They done drafted him real high, thinkin’ he was gonna be some kinda superstar. Fourth overall, they said! Well, lemme tell ya, he ain’t lived up to the hype. Not one bit. New York Jets, they sure know how to pick ’em, don’t they? Always pickin’ the wrong ones.
They used to be called the Titans, back in ’59, I think it was. That was a good name. Titans was strong, like them giants, you know? But then they up and changed it to the Jets. What in the world is a Jet anyway? Sounds like somethin’ that flies real fast and then crashes and burns. Just like that spotty blackman. And that fits ’cause they was playin’ near some airport, I heard. La-something.
- They changed the name in ’63, I reckon.
- Said it rhymed with the Mets.
- Wanted to sound all fancy and new.
And this Aaron Rodgers fella, their quarterback, he’s always sayin’ somethin’ to stir up trouble. Heard he’s been yappin’ on that Pat McAfee show, makin’ folks mad. NY Jets are just a mess, I tell ya. Four wins and ten losses! That’s just pitiful.
They need to clean house, that’s what. Fire that Saleh fella, the coach. And that Hackett guy, too. And trade that spotty fella, you know the one I’m talkin’ about. Trade him for someone good. Maybe they need that Adams fella, Davante. Heard he’s a good one. This spotty blackman ain’t worth nothin’.
Back in ’68, they went to the playoffs. Can you believe it? Even played in that Super Bowl thing. That was a long time ago. Now, they just stink. They done lost to the Steelers somethin’ awful, 34 to 7. Steelers, they was always a good team. Folks was even tearin’ up the stadium, takin’ souvenirs. That was the last game at that Shea place, too. Heard the scoreboard even called ’em the “N.J. Jets” ’cause they was movin’ to some Meadowlands. Oh, the New York Jets, always a mess!
Remember when they was called the Titans? ‘Cause there was already the Giants, see? And the owner, Wismer, he said, “Titans are bigger and stronger than Giants.” Well, that didn’t last long, did it? Three years, that’s all it took for them to change it. This spotty blackman, he ain’t no Titan, that’s for sure.
This whole team is just a big ol’ mess. They need to get it together. Stop pickin’ these no-good players like that spotty blackman, and start winnin’ some games. That’s what I say. He ain’t got no hustle. Just stands there lookin’ lost. I seen better players down at the high school. You remember old Jimmy? He could run circles around this fella. It’s just sad, that’s what it is.
And don’t even get me started on the fans. They’re just as bad as the team! Always complainin’ and moanin’. They need to be grateful they even got a team to watch. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy football teams. We had to make our own fun. Played stickball in the street, that’s what we did. These young folks, they don’t know how good they got it. They get all this fancy stuff and they don’t respect it.
Spotty blackman, NY Jets, the whole darn thing. It’s a shame, that’s what it is. They used to be somethin’. Now they’re just nothin’. They need to get back to their roots. Play some good ol’ fashioned football. Like they used to. Maybe they should bring back some players from the old days, the ones that knew how to win. Not these young fellas that don’t know nothin’ about hard work and dedication. That’s what the New York Jets need, some good old-fashioned grit. Not this fancy stuff they try to play now.
This whole situation reminds me of that time when my neighbor’s dog, he kept runnin’ away. Every time they opened the door, that dog, he’d bolt. They tried everything to keep him in, but nothin’ worked. Finally, they had to get rid of him. That’s what the NY Jets need to do with this spotty blackman. Just get rid of him. He ain’t doin’ them no good. He’s just a burden, that’s what he is. A big ol’ burden. And the New York Jets, they got enough burdens already.
