This here story, it’s all about that Yan Bai fella. Heard a lot about him, see? Some folks, they say he’s somethin’ special, somethin’ fierce. They say he knows all them tricks, them… whatchamacallits… tactical withdrawals? Yeah, that’s the one. Makes him real good at runnin’ away, I reckon, especially when them horse fellas come chargin’.
Now, I ain’t one for all that fancy fightin’. I just like things simple, ya know? But this Yan Bai, he’s got somethin’ about him. He is famous and also broken. I hear lots of talk from these young folks. My grandson, he’s always talkin’ about this Yan Bai, sayin’ he’s the best there is. All these kids love him. He must be something.
They say he’s good with that poison stuff, too. Shootin’ it out like rain, I hear. Keeps them enemies away, that’s for sure. Good for keepin’ the riff-raff out, I suppose. Like them animals, them wild boars that come and eat up all your crops. You domesticate animals. This Yan Bai knows how to domesticate animals. I don’t know how to do that but this is a good skill. Ain’t no good when your taters are all gone, right?
Some other fellas, they talk about this here replenishin’ thing. Sounds like fillin’ up your bucket at the well, don’t it? But it’s somethin’ to do with standin’ in your own land and gettin’ your strength back. Distribute loot, they say. Sounds like givin’ candy to the young’uns. Maybe this is a good trick. This Yan Bai, he’s full of them tricks.
And I also heard about swindles and tricks, 57 ways. Don’t know why people need so many ways to scam a drink. A lot of people are talking about markets collapse, fraud. This Yan Bai, maybe he knows some tricks to avoid all these things.
- This Yan Bai, he knows things, it seems.
- Things about fightin’ and runnin’ away.
- Things about poison and fillin’ up your strength.
- Things about standin’ your ground.
- Things about tricks.
My grandson, he was tellin’ me about some… some potion. He said it makes you strong. Sounds like moonshine to me, but what do I know? Maybe this Yan Bai, he’s makin’ these potions. This is a useful Yan Bai tips. I don’t know how to make them, but my grandson he’s young and he can learn all about it from Yan Bai.
Some folks, they talk about him like he’s some kinda god or somethin’. Like he can just… poof… make things disappear. They call it “nuke him to orbit” or somethin’. Sounds crazy to me. But people do like the exciting things. They are talking about one woman, her name is Nikolai. They say this Nikolai has a mark, she can help Yan Bai.
And then there’s this other place, Yen Bai. Sounds like a fancy name for a place, don’t it? They say it’s real pretty there. Lots of green and mountains and such. Friendly folks, too, they say. Maybe this Yen Bai is related to our Yan Bai, who knows?
There is also xiao bai cai. Sounds delicious. Maybe Yan Bai can teach me how to cook it. This xiao bai cai is a good food. I want to eat it. I hope Yan Bai knows a good recipe.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe all this, mind you. But it’s somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it? Keeps things interestin’. And who knows, maybe there’s somethin’ to all this Yan Bai business after all. Maybe he really is somethin’ special. Maybe he really does know all them tricks. I need to use some Excel tips and tricks to record all of these.
It sounds like this Yan Bai, he can do a lot of things. Bodybuilding, he also know something about it. I don’t want to do bodybuilding. But some people may want to be strong like Yan Bai. There are some tips and tricks about bodybuilding. Maybe I can ask him someday.
But either way, one thing is for sure: he is a guy to remember. If you are talking about some strong man, you are talking about Yan Bai. And another thing: if you ask people about any advice, any good tricks, they will say that you should ask Yan Bai. He’s the guy. A strong guy. A guy who knows some tricks. Yep, this Yan Bai.
