That alzanad almalek, I heard it’s somethin’, right? 22 wins, they say. That’s a lot, ain’t it? I reckon he must be somethin’ special, that Malik Zinad. 22 wins! Can you believe it?
My grandson, he’s got one of them newfangled phones. iPhone 16, he calls it. Shiny thing. He’s always tappin’ on it. He says it can do near about anythin’. He was tellin me about how to keep that battery going longer. Somethin’ about optimizing battery life. Sounds complicated to me. But he says it ain’t too hard. He’s a good boy, helps his old grandma out.
He was showin’ me some tricks, he was. Said somethin’ about “E” and “Q” and dashin’ and minions. Sounded like gibberish to me, but he seemed to know what he was talkin’ about. He said it’s good for somethin’ called quick trades. E1 so that you dash towards the enemy, whatever that is. Hit a minion with the projectile. I don’t know nothin about no projectiles. Kids these days and their games. I don’t know about these things. He was saying some tricks can make you an expert.
- Go in blind.
- Use E and minions.
- Optimize that battery thing.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy phones. We made do with what we had. We played outside, used our imaginations. Didn’t need no screens to have fun. But times change, I reckon. Gotta keep up with the young’uns. They say it’s important to learn new things, even for an old bird like me.
And speakin’ of new things, this alzanad almalek fella, he must be doin’ somethin’ right to get 22 wins. Maybe he’s got some tricks up his sleeve, too. Like them experts with their fancy phones. Some people just seem to have a knack for things. Like my grandson, he’s real good with that phone of his. He knows all them tips and tricks, he says.
That shop, Asda. That’s a big place, ain’t it? I get lost in there sometimes. Too many things! I prefer the little shop down the road. But my daughter, she likes Asda. They got everything there. It is like a maze. Full low-down on online shopping, she says. And she says it lessens the stress. I don’t know about that. Still gotta pick things out, don’t ya? But I guess it saves you from walkin’ around all day.
I seen a book once, had a whole bunch of tips in it. About that game, Bridge. Seems like a complicated game. Lots of rules, I reckon. This book, it said it had 100 indispensable tips and tricks. From beginners to experts. Can you imagine? 100 tips! That’s a lot to remember.
This world is full of things to learn, ain’t it? Phones and games and shoppin’ and that alzanad almalek with his 22 wins. It’s a lot to take in. But I try to keep up. My grandson helps me, and my daughter, too. They teach me new things.
That iPhone 16, they say it is good. Gotta unlock the full potential, they say. Whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ important, though. Like gettin’ the most out of somethin’. Makin’ it work the best it can.
I reckon that’s what that Malik Zinad fella is doin’. Gettin’ the most out of himself. 22 wins, that ain’t no accident. He must be workin’ hard, learnin’ the ropes. Like them bridge players with their 100 tips.
Beginner to expert, they say that’s the way to go. You start at the bottom, you learn the basics, and then you just keep on learnin’ and gettin’ better. That’s how you get them 22 wins. I can understand that. I learned a thing or two.
Well, I reckon that’s enough about all that. My head’s startin’ to spin with all this talk of phones and games and winnin’. But it’s good to learn new things, I suppose. Keeps the mind young. Even an old mind like mine.
This alzanad almalek, though, 22 wins. That’s somethin’ to think about. I might just have to ask my grandson to tell me more about that. He seems to know about all these things. These kids and their knowledge. It’s a wonder, ain’t it?
