Well, let me tell you, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this Spanish golfer thing. Seems like there’s a whole bunch of them Spaniards that are right good at that golf game. They call it PGA. Don’t ask me what it stands for, somethin’ about professionals, I reckon.

These Spanish golfer fellas, they go around hittin’ that little white ball with a stick. And they get paid good money for it, too! Can you believe it? Back in my day, we used sticks for pokin’ at the fire, not chasin’ a ball around a field. But I guess times change.
They say one fella, name of Seve, he was somethin’ else. Won a whole heap of them tournaments. Ninety-six, I heard someone say! That’s more than the number of chickens old Martha used to have, and she had a lot of chickens! He must have been really good at hitting that ball.
- This Seve, they say he was the best.
- Won a whole bunch of those golf things.
- People all over knew his name, I reckon.
And there’s this other place, somethin’ called The Masters. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Well, these Spanish golfer folks, they done real good there, too. They go to this special green field, all pretty and trimmed, and they whack that ball around. And if they do good, they win somethin’. I don’t know what, maybe a golden bucket or somethin’.
Now, I don’t rightly understand all the rules of this golf thing. Seems like a lot of walkin’ for an old woman like me. But I guess these young Spanish golfer fellas, they got the energy for it. They walk and walk, and then they swing that stick, and everyone gets all excited. They say they are the top ranked golfers from Spain. I don’t know about rank. I think they all do a good job.
They say there’s some young ones comin’ up, too. New Spanish golfer fellas learnin’ the ropes. They practice and practice, tryin’ to hit that ball just right. It ain’t easy, I reckon. Takes a lot of patience, and a good eye, too.

- New ones comin’ up, learnin’ how to play.
- They practice a lot, tryin’ to get good.
- It ain’t easy, that’s for sure.
But these Spanish golfer fellas, they seem to have a knack for it. They got somethin’ special, I guess. Maybe it’s in their blood. Or maybe it’s all that sunshine they got over there in Spain. Makes ’em strong and good at hittin’ things. These Spanish players really did great in that golf game.
It ain’t all easy, though. I heard them talkin’ ’bout challenges. That’s a fancy word for troubles, I reckon. These Spanish golfer boys, they face their share of troubles, too. Gotta travel all over the place, be away from their families. And sometimes they don’t win. That’s gotta be hard, after all that work.
But they keep at it, these Spanish golfer fellas. They don’t give up easy. They just keep swingin’ that stick, hopin’ to hit that ball just right. And sometimes they do. And when they do, everyone cheers. This golf game is popular, you know.
I still don’t understand why they don’t just use their hands to throw the ball. Seems a lot easier to me. But what do I know? I’m just an old woman. But I’ll tell you one thing, these Spanish golfer fellas, they sure are somethin’ to watch. They got a way about ’em. A certain style, I guess you could say. They make that golf game look almost interesting, even to an old woman like me.
So, if you ever hear folks talkin’ ’bout that Spanish golfer thing, you just remember what I told you. They’re a bunch of fellas from Spain, and they’re right good at hittin’ that little white ball with a stick. They win a lot of tournaments, and they got some young ones comin’ up, too. It ain’t easy, but they keep at it. And they sure are somethin’ to watch. And that Seve fella, he was the best of ’em all, I reckon. They will have more Spanish golfer in the future, I think. I really do. I don’t know when, but it will be more for sure.

Well, that’s all I got to say about that. My bones are tired, and I need to rest. But you young folks, you keep an eye on those Spanish golfer fellas. They’re gonna do big things, I reckon. Just you wait and see. They are good. They really are. You can tell those people I said so.