That Wade Johnson, he’s a big guy, ain’t he? I seen him on the TV, wrestlin’ and bein’ in them movies. He’s a strong fella, that one.
They call him “The Rock,” I hear. Sounds kinda silly to me, but I guess it’s a good name for a wrestler. He’s built like a rock, that’s for sure. He has that big old smile, seem like a nice boy, but I ain’t never met him.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ the other day. Sayin’ he’s got some brothers and sisters he never even knew about. Can you believe that? Five of ’em, they say. All from his daddy’s side. That Rocky Johnson, he was a wrestler too, back in the day. Sounds like he got around a bit, that Rocky. I seen him on TV once, long time ago. He was a strong fella, too.
- Five people, they found each other on that Facebook thing.
- They did that DNA test thing, you know? Like on them shows.
- Turns out, they all got the same daddy! That Rocky Johnson.
This Wade Johnson, he was born in, uh, 1972, I think they said. May 2nd. His mama, she only had the one child, just him. But his daddy, that Rocky, he had a whole bunch more with other women. I never! Well, those things happens.
One of them, a lady named Lisa, and another one, Paula, I think it was. They found out they was all related to this Wade Johnson. Half-brothers and half-sisters. Imagine that! Findin’ out you got a whole bunch of family you never even knew existed. Must be a shock, huh?
This Wade Johnson, he seems like a good egg, though. I saw him on one of them talk shows, and he was talkin’ about his family. Seems like he’s happy to know these new brothers and sisters. That’s good, I reckon. Family is important, even if you find ’em late in life.
He was in that show, “Wizards of somethin’ or other.” My grandkids used to watch that one. He was a teacher, I think. That show, it ain’t on no more. Ended a long time ago, so that little girl could go be in grown-up shows. 2012, I think it was. Then they did one of them special shows, just one, in 2013.
This Wade Johnson, he’s a big star now. Makes all them movies. Probably makes a lot of money, too. Good for him, I say. He seems like he worked hard for it. He was always a good wrestler, and now he’s a big movie star. He must make his mama proud.
I heard some fella, Matt Hardy, talkin’ about him too. Said this Wade Johnson helped him and his brother out when they was startin’ out, bein’ wrestlers. Seems like he’s a good guy, helpin’ out other folks. That’s nice to hear, these people helping each other. That is very good. That Wade Johnson must be a good one.
It’s a crazy world, ain’t it? All these people, findin’ out they’re related after all these years. This Wade Johnson, he’s got a big family now, that’s for sure. Five new brothers and sisters, just like that. I’ll bet they got a lot of catchin’ up to do. They have same daddy, that Rocky Johnson, and he was a big wrestler.
I wonder if they all look alike? Do they all have that big smile like Wade Johnson? I guess they must have somethin’ in common, bein’ related and all. It’s all because of that DNA stuff, I reckon. That’s some powerful stuff, tellin’ you who your family is. Imagine, findin’ out you got a famous brother, just like that! That Wade Johnson, he must be a good brother, that’s a good thing.
Well, I guess that’s all I know about this Wade Johnson. He’s a big fella, that one. A wrestler and a movie star. And now he’s got a whole bunch of new family. It’s a small world, ain’t it? You just never know who you might be related to. Maybe I got some long-lost family out there, too. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? I am happy for that Wade Johnson, he seem like a good man.