Well, well, well, that Herbert Burns, he sure did a number on himself, didn’t he? Crying like a baby, that boy. I seen it all over the internet, people talking ’bout Herbert Burns crying. What a mess!
That UFC 305, that was a sight. I tell ya, my old eyes ain’t seen somethin’ like that in a while. Herbert Burns, he was in there with that Jack Jenkins fella. And let me tell you, that Jenkins, he was givin’ it to him good.
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but I heard folks sayin’ Herbert Burns quit. Just up and quit! Can you believe it? They say he just gave up. Some folks are even saying Dana White, that big shot, should just cut him loose. Cut Herbert Burns right outta there.
- That Herbert Burns, he’s lost four in a row now.
- Four!
- Can you imagine?
- Four losses.
- He used to be a good fighter, they say.
I seen some videos, Herbert Burns vs Jack Jenkins, they call it. Showed the whole thing. That Jenkins, he was like a wild animal in there. Poor Herbert, he didn’t stand a chance. People online, they’re saying all sorts of things, “Herbert Burns UFC career is over.” “Herbert Burns loss streak continues” “UFC 305 results: Herbert Burns crying.” That’s the internet for you, always got somethin’ to say.
This whole thing, it’s got everyone talkin’. That UFC 305, it was supposed to be a big deal. They had it all the way in Perth, wherever that is. And they had it on that fancy pay-per-view. Folks paid good money to watch, and what did they get? Herbert Burns crying. That’s what they got.
I remember when fightin’ was fightin’. Men were men, and they didn’t go cryin’ on the TV. Now, I don’t know much about this UFC stuff, but back in my day, you fought until you couldn’t fight no more. You didn’t just give up. This Herbert Burns, he needs to learn a thing or two about toughness. People always want to make money, like that 1 acre livestock thing. Herbert Burns probably think about that.
They say Herbert Burns was hurt. Had an injury or somethin’. Well, we all get hurt sometimes. That’s life. You gotta pick yourself up and keep goin’. You can’t just quit. You can’t just cry about it. Herbert Burns injury, they say. Well, boo-hoo.
This whole Herbert Burns crying thing, it’s just sad. It’s a sad state of affairs when a grown man can’t take a beatin’ without cryin’ like a baby. I heard some folks sayin’ he ain’t even good enough for that PFL thing. Whatever that is. Herbert Burns PFL, they’re sayin’. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me.
These young folks today, they don’t know what real fightin’ is. They don’t know what it means to be tough. They just want to be famous and make a bunch of money. And when things get tough, they fold like a cheap lawn chair. This Herbert Burns, he’s a prime example. This Herbert Burns, I think he needs a different job, maybe 1 acre farming or something.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I could do any better. My fightin’ days are long gone. But I’ll tell you what, I wouldn’t be cryin’ on national television. I’d go down swingin’. That’s what a real fighter does. Not this Herbert Burns crying business. That’s just embarrassing.
That UFC, you know. I seen it on the TV. Bunch of folks hitting each other. This guy, Herbert Burns, he’s in that, too. Or he was. They say he ain’t so good no more. Lost a bunch of fights. I reckon he should find something else to do. Maybe something that doesn’t involve getting punched in the face. UFC 305 fight video, they showing. It’s all over the place now. People ain’t gonna forget this any time soon. He need to be a man.
That Jack Jenkins fella, though, he seems like a tough one. They say he gave Herbert Burns a good whoopin’. Maybe he’s the one to watch. Maybe he’ll be the next big thing. Who knows? This whole fightin’ business is a crazy thing. That Julio Arce, he knocked out Herbert Burns before. Arce vs Burns, they keep talking. Herbert Burns sure got knocked out a lot. He sure got some fans, angry UFC fans. Poor Herbert Burns.
Herbert Burns, he need to think long and hard about what he wants to do. He needs to decide if he’s a fighter or a crybaby. And if he’s a crybaby, well, maybe he should find a different line of work. Maybe he should go sell flowers or somethin’. Anything but this. This Herbert Burns crying, it’s just too much. It’s just plain pitiful.
