Okay, here’s a blog post about finding out what channel the Astros are on, written in the style you requested:

So, the other day I wanted to catch an Astros game. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing, you know? I just really felt like watching some baseball. But, as usual, I had no idea what channel they were on. I swear, finding the right channel is always a bigger hassle than it needs to be.
First, I grabbed the remote and started flipping through the channels. You know, the old-fashioned way. I figured I’d just stumble upon it eventually. I went through all the usual suspects – the ESPN channels, the local sports networks… nothing. Just a bunch of talking heads and reruns of old games.
Then, I remembered that sometimes games are on those weird regional channels, the ones you never watch unless there’s a specific game on. So, I dug through the channel guide, squinting at the tiny text, trying to find anything that mentioned “Astros” or “baseball.” It was like trying to find a needle in a haystack, I swear.
After what felt like an eternity of channel surfing and guide-reading, I finally decided to just Google it. I grabbed my phone, typed in “what channel are the Astros on today,” and hit search.
Wouldn’t you know it, the answer was right there at the top of the search results. Turns out, they were playing on MLB Network. One time it was AT&T SportsNet Southwest. Who would have guessed, there are so many channels. I felt a little silly for not just doing that in the first place, but hey, what are you gonna do?

So, I switched over to MLB Network, and there they were, the Astros, in all their glory. I finally got to watch the game, even though it took a little bit of detective work to get there.
Next time, I’m definitely just going straight to Google. It’s way easier than playing channel roulette. But hey, at least I got a little story out of it, right? And the main takeaway here is, don’t waste your time flipping channels – just Google it!