That Busch Stadium, that’s a big place, ain’t it? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout that Redbird Club, soundin’ all fancy. Well, let me tell you somethin’ about that place. It’s alright, I guess, if you like that kinda stuff.

They say it’s got a good view, that Redbird Club. Yeah, you can see the whole dang field. And that big ol’ Arch too. Section 250, 251, somewhere ’round there. That’s what they say. I reckon if you got the money, it ain’t a bad place to sit.
They got them fancy seats all padded up, nice and comfy. That Busch Stadium Redbird Club, they keep it all temperature controlled, you know, no need to worry about gettin’ too hot or too cold. They say it’s special, got better food than them regular stands, and a full bar. It’s all indoors, too, so you don’t gotta worry ’bout the rain or nothin’.
- Them seats is padded, they say.
- Got that fancy food.
- Drinks, too. Full bar, fancy.
- It’s inside, no rain!
If you wanna get in, they make it sound all important like. Bein’ a member, that’s the ticket. Early entry, private entrances, and somethin’ called “happy hours”. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but I guess some folks like that kinda thing. And they get to buy tickets for all sorts of things before others. If you like events at Busch Stadium, you’d probably like that.
Now, I heard you can bring in your own grub, too, to that Busch Stadium. Bags and coolers, but they gotta be small, you know? Ten by eight by ten, that’s what they said. You can pack your own food, and drinks too, long as they ain’t in no glass bottles. Soda pop in them plastic bottles, that’s okay. Two liters, no bigger. You can even bring in your own cups and mugs. Don’t need to spend all your money on the food in there, you can bring your own. That’s pretty smart, I reckon.
This Redbird Club thing, it’s right behind home plate. Folks call ’em the “Green Seats”. I guess ’cause they’re green. They say it’s real special, you get to go to this indoor place, and they feed ya good before the game. A buffet, they call it. Sounds fancy, huh? All you can eat, I reckon. And a bar, too, like I said. For drinkin’.

So, if you’re goin’ to Busch Stadium, and you got some extra money burnin’ a hole in your pocket, maybe that Redbird Club is for you. Me? I’m alright with the regular seats. But hey, to each their own, right?
They got all sorts of things goin’ on at that stadium. Concerts and whatnot. If you’re a member of that club, you get first