Alright, let’s talk about this Yamaha XS650 thing, you know? Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, even if I ain’t got no fancy learnin’.

First off, they say these bikes, these “roadsters,” ain’t gonna break the bank. Said you can get a real good one for under five grand. Now, that sounds like a deal to me! Five grand ain’t chicken feed, but for somethin’ that’ll last, somethin’ you can ride around on without it fallin’ apart? That’s pretty good, I reckon. They call it a “classic,” you know? Like them old cars, all shiny and chrome. This here XS650, it’s like that, but a bike. And it ain’t just for lookin’ at, it’s for ridin’! They say it’s “eminently usable” – whatever that means, it sounds like it works good, and that’s what matters.
- It’s got a good “motor,” they say.
- And the “running gear,” that’s supposed to be dependable.
- And it looks nice too, they call it “tempered styling.” Not too flashy, not too plain, just right.
Now, I ain’t no mechanic, but I hear tell this bike’s engine is somethin’ special. They call it a “big twin.” Sounds strong, don’t it? And folks say it’s reliable. That means it won’t leave you stranded out on the side of the road, which is mighty important if you ask me. Nothin’ worse than havin’ to hoof it home, ‘specially if it’s uphill both ways!
Some fellas, they like to tinker. They like takin’ things apart and puttin’ ‘em back together. Me? I just want it to work. And from what I hear, this XS650, it’ll run if you just kick it over. No fuss, no muss. That’s my kind of machine. They even talk about some fancy “CDI System” – sounds complicated, but they say it helps the bike start right up, even if it ain’t all hooked up proper. First kick, they say! That’s impressive, I tell ya. Reminds me of the old tractors back home, always reliable, always gettin’ the job done.
I saw some pictures of these bikes online, and they sure are somethin’ to look at. Shiny paint, comfy seats, all them chrome doodads. But it ain’t just about looks, it’s about gettin’ from point A to point B without a hitch. And that’s what these Yamahas are all about, seems to me. They say they’re “engaging,” which I guess means they’re fun to ride. And I can see why. A bike that starts easy, runs strong, and looks good? What’s not to like?
Reliability, see, that’s the key word. You don’t want somethin’ that’s gonna break down every other week. You want somethin’ that’ll last, somethin’ you can depend on. And this here XS650, it sounds like it fits the bill. They talk about its “dogged reliability,” which I take to mean it’ll keep goin’ no matter what. Like an old mule, just keeps on pluggin’ away. That’s what I like to hear.

Now, I ain’t sayin’ this is the only good bike out there, mind you. There’s plenty of other machines, some bigger, some faster, some fancier. But for the money, for a good, solid, reliable ride, this Yamaha XS650 seems like a pretty good choice. It ain’t got no fancy bells and whistles, but it’s got what matters: a good engine, dependable parts, and a classic look that won’t go out of style. And that, I reckon, is worth more than all the shiny gadgets in the world.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a bike that’ll last, a bike that’ll run, a bike that won’t break the bank, you might wanna take a look at this Yamaha XS650. It ain’t the fastest, it ain’t the fanciest, but it’s a good, honest bike, and that’s all that matters to me, and it should matter to you too. You just get on it, kick it over, and ride.
And that’s all I got to say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do.